Millwall 10th? With those huge open corners and in one of the most populated cities in Europe?
Have you even put any thought and effort into this? Smh
jameses18 on
Yep, no questions from me.
pawski76 on
Oxford deservedly bottom – although the zombies have convenient carparking should they be the kind of zombies which drive
Sweevo1979 on
From a defensive point of view as well the SoL’s got a river on one side. Admittedly you’d need to blow the bridges but it helps.
Also would’ve swapped Pride Park & Boro around. There’s a bit of a wasteland around the Riverside, a river on one side and a sunken railway on the South side so you’d have a trench line.
patscott_reddit on
Our stadium is stocked to the hilt with pasties, we’ll last for months in there.
frantic-egg on
The ranking we never knew we needed but cant live without.
Intelligent_Bug_9456 on
Fortress 365!
Hal_Fenn on
Pah rubbish, we’d escape to the isle of White where there’s a load of farms with guns. We’d be fine unlike you landlubbers.
SignificantPoem3763 on
Fair
sadtrch71 on
why my united last
NeverGonnaGiveMewUp on
Stoke only 8th? Zombies can’t do “it” on a cold Tuesday night in Stoke, everyone knows that
OptimusLinvoyPrimus on
Portsmouth’s an island city mate, we’ll cut the bridges and become England’s Madagascar
YodaSoda9 on
I feel like Vicarage road is an underrated apocalypse shelter
lost_limey on
Far too generous to the Kassam.
Sunday_Schoolz on
…because we don’t have a wall?
Oh yeah… well… that’s just, like, your opinion, man.
CCFC1998 on
Bristol City/ PNE being 12th on this is peak r/Championship
Jaerial on
Yeah but the beer would be shit so basically not worth it. Plenty of Bovril though
mpinoc on
“We’ll survive one month in our stadium during a zombie apocalypse… you’ll never sing that!”
miladdio on
I’ll have you know our fence is made of the finest timbers!! :’)
Lack_of_Plethora on
Turf Moor just gives off the right vibes. Like I’m pretty sure it could survive a medieval siege. That would be my first choice.
DuomoDiSirio on
Cardiff was in World War Z with a health centre, there’s some logic to this.
DareToZamora on
Narrow concourses at Loftus Road should be easily defendable, not sure about escape routes though
HarryFlashman1927 on
Brad Pitt’s plane landed in Cardiff in the film World War Z.
We may be going down but when the zombies take over head to the valleys.
You just blend in.
SoggyMattress2 on
Go get a pint at half time in our gaffe it looks like the zombie apocalypse. Nobody has any teeth.
shibbyingaway on
Still one place higher than Blackburn. I approve and agree. I also will not elaborate
Razzazz123 on
Home Park could do a bang up job
banananey on
“There’s a girl in the garden” – Shaun of the Dead if it was in the Luton away end
ENaC2 on
Zombies can’t swim and if the apocalypse starts on mainland, we’re blowing up the bridges. The tide going out might be a problem.
roz2020dog on
Gone from food influencers showing us which ground has the best half time food to zombies showing us which ground is the most impregnable. Brains, innards and a bovril for £5 at Oxford united
Comprehensive-Pea2 on
We’re barely into the international break man
SozzySosborne on
The gates of Kenilworth Road have stood for a thousand years. They will not fall on this day.
SaltSatisfaction2124 on
Norwich – we are in the city centre, right by the train station, with a very open corner of the stadium – not ideal
OkraEmergency361 on
Objection. Luton are already zombies.
Competitive-Sense155 on
We’ll sling zombieist chants at them then eat their zombie babies
BeefInGR on
Shit, is it time for internationals?
wbasmith on
Do zombies get altitude sickness?
Ok-Yogurt4050 on
I could survive in Sunderland one but I’m not gonna test it out
McBaldy98 on
I don’t know about the other teams, but it’s definitely not Oxford Utd. I’d put them lower than 23rd if that were even possible.
Whatever_People_Say on
Not even football but I think twickenham would be my shout for stadiums in the UK, place looks like a fucking fort
TheCulturalBomb on
But we got the roof? Surely that counts for something?
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This makes perfect sense
Corners = good
Three stands = bad
Millwall 10th? With those huge open corners and in one of the most populated cities in Europe?
Have you even put any thought and effort into this? Smh
Yep, no questions from me.
Oxford deservedly bottom – although the zombies have convenient carparking should they be the kind of zombies which drive
From a defensive point of view as well the SoL’s got a river on one side. Admittedly you’d need to blow the bridges but it helps.
Also would’ve swapped Pride Park & Boro around. There’s a bit of a wasteland around the Riverside, a river on one side and a sunken railway on the South side so you’d have a trench line.
Our stadium is stocked to the hilt with pasties, we’ll last for months in there.
The ranking we never knew we needed but cant live without.
Fortress 365!
Pah rubbish, we’d escape to the isle of White where there’s a load of farms with guns. We’d be fine unlike you landlubbers.
Fair
why my united last
Stoke only 8th? Zombies can’t do “it” on a cold Tuesday night in Stoke, everyone knows that
Portsmouth’s an island city mate, we’ll cut the bridges and become England’s Madagascar
I feel like Vicarage road is an underrated apocalypse shelter
Far too generous to the Kassam.
…because we don’t have a wall?
Oh yeah… well… that’s just, like, your opinion, man.
Bristol City/ PNE being 12th on this is peak r/Championship
Yeah but the beer would be shit so basically not worth it. Plenty of Bovril though
“We’ll survive one month in our stadium during a zombie apocalypse… you’ll never sing that!”
I’ll have you know our fence is made of the finest timbers!! :’)
Turf Moor just gives off the right vibes. Like I’m pretty sure it could survive a medieval siege. That would be my first choice.
Cardiff was in World War Z with a health centre, there’s some logic to this.
Narrow concourses at Loftus Road should be easily defendable, not sure about escape routes though
Brad Pitt’s plane landed in Cardiff in the film World War Z.
We may be going down but when the zombies take over head to the valleys.
You just blend in.
Go get a pint at half time in our gaffe it looks like the zombie apocalypse. Nobody has any teeth.
Still one place higher than Blackburn. I approve and agree. I also will not elaborate
Home Park could do a bang up job
“There’s a girl in the garden” – Shaun of the Dead if it was in the Luton away end
Zombies can’t swim and if the apocalypse starts on mainland, we’re blowing up the bridges. The tide going out might be a problem.
Gone from food influencers showing us which ground has the best half time food to zombies showing us which ground is the most impregnable. Brains, innards and a bovril for £5 at Oxford united
We’re barely into the international break man
The gates of Kenilworth Road have stood for a thousand years. They will not fall on this day.
Norwich – we are in the city centre, right by the train station, with a very open corner of the stadium – not ideal
Objection. Luton are already zombies.
We’ll sling zombieist chants at them then eat their zombie babies
Shit, is it time for internationals?
Do zombies get altitude sickness?
I could survive in Sunderland one but I’m not gonna test it out
I don’t know about the other teams, but it’s definitely not Oxford Utd. I’d put them lower than 23rd if that were even possible.
Not even football but I think twickenham would be my shout for stadiums in the UK, place looks like a fucking fort
But we got the roof? Surely that counts for something?
Champions of the Wasteland
Even in a Zombie Apocalypse we finish mid table
Fair