Championship table by zombie apocalypse survival chances

by yorkshirenation

45 Comments

  1. Millwall 10th? With those huge open corners and in one of the most populated cities in Europe?

    Have you even put any thought and effort into this? Smh

  2. Oxford deservedly bottom – although the zombies have convenient carparking should they be the kind of zombies which drive

  3. From a defensive point of view as well the SoL’s got a river on one side. Admittedly you’d need to blow the bridges but it helps.

    Also would’ve swapped Pride Park & Boro around. There’s a bit of a wasteland around the Riverside, a river on one side and a sunken railway on the South side so you’d have a trench line.

  4. patscott_reddit on

    Our stadium is stocked to the hilt with pasties, we’ll last for months in there.

  5. Pah rubbish, we’d escape to the isle of White where there’s a load of farms with guns. We’d be fine unlike you landlubbers.

  6. NeverGonnaGiveMewUp on

    Stoke only 8th? Zombies can’t do “it” on a cold Tuesday night in Stoke, everyone knows that

  7. OptimusLinvoyPrimus on

    Portsmouth’s an island city mate, we’ll cut the bridges and become England’s Madagascar

  8. Sunday_Schoolz on

    …because we don’t have a wall?

    Oh yeah… well… that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

  9. “We’ll survive one month in our stadium during a zombie apocalypse… you’ll never sing that!”

  10. Lack_of_Plethora on

    Turf Moor just gives off the right vibes. Like I’m pretty sure it could survive a medieval siege. That would be my first choice.

  11. DareToZamora on

    Narrow concourses at Loftus Road should be easily defendable, not sure about escape routes though

  12. HarryFlashman1927 on

    Brad Pitt’s plane landed in Cardiff in the film World War Z.

    We may be going down but when the zombies take over head to the valleys.

    You just blend in.

  13. SoggyMattress2 on

    Go get a pint at half time in our gaffe it looks like the zombie apocalypse. Nobody has any teeth.

  14. shibbyingaway on

    Still one place higher than Blackburn. I approve and agree. I also will not elaborate

  15. “There’s a girl in the garden” – Shaun of the Dead if it was in the Luton away end

  16. Zombies can’t swim and if the apocalypse starts on mainland, we’re blowing up the bridges. The tide going out might be a problem.

  17. Gone from food influencers showing us which ground has the best half time food to zombies showing us which ground is the most impregnable. Brains, innards and a bovril for £5 at Oxford united

  18. SozzySosborne on

    The gates of Kenilworth Road have stood for a thousand years. They will not fall on this day.

  19. SaltSatisfaction2124 on

    Norwich – we are in the city centre, right by the train station, with a very open corner of the stadium – not ideal

  20. I don’t know about the other teams, but it’s definitely not Oxford Utd. I’d put them lower than 23rd if that were even possible.

  21. Whatever_People_Say on

    Not even football but I think twickenham would be my shout for stadiums in the UK, place looks like a fucking fort

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