My boyfriend suggested we try tantric yoga to improve our intimacy. We ended up in a pretzel-like position, wondering how yoga became so synonymous with contortionism👅
My vibrator has more settings than my microwave. At this point, I'm half expecting it to start offering cooking tips and setting reminders for my appointments💋
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I tried to spice things up by wearing edible underwear. Turns out, they taste like disappointment and regret. Who comes up with these ideas anyway💝
My boyfriend suggested we try tantric yoga to improve our intimacy. We ended up in a pretzel-like position, wondering how yoga became so synonymous with contortionism👅
My vibrator has more settings than my microwave. At this point, I'm half expecting it to start offering cooking tips and setting reminders for my appointments💋