If EURO 2024 teams were Restaurants…

if Euro 2024 countries were restaurants what would they be let’s get right into it and start with group a Germany Burger King always a classic on the menu that we like and they like to freshen things up and bring new things to the menu too they’ve been Kings before but will they do it again or will they be like their chips average Scotland Gregs it’s cold just like Scotland and to be honest there’s so many more places that you can go and get your pastry fix there really is and I know some of you that are going to come up me for dissing Gregs but oh well it’s not a winner for me this time just like Scotland probably won’t get a win at the Euros will they Hungary Yos Sushi not going to lie this one right here is a little bit random in it although there’s a lot to pick from everyone only ever really goes for that chicken Cat Soup Switzerland Toby Carver again you’re getting better caries at local pubs and restaurants and it’s the same here with Switzerland but they will pack up their plate with Talent the only question is will they be able to finish it Group B Spain McDonald’s one of the biggest chains in the world and have been on top before they’ve had brilliant menis in the past with the Big Mac Quarter Pounder fillter fish Mac nuggets and the classic chicken Legend these days some of them have been discontinued but are they on a comeback with their new menu Italy dominoes and no it’s not just because Pizza is an Italian Dish that make this video completely pointless I just give every country their own food sometimes they deliver sometimes they don’t sometimes that garlic and herb sauce dip is good sometimes it isn’t we never know what we’re going to get but will they deliver this year Croatia Five Guys you always expect good quality but honestly it’s so overpriced isn’t it I mean I’m going with the bacon cheeseburger and the vanilla milkshake but is that enough to fill my stomach add some chips in there and we’re going far Albania Pizza Express the only thing I have for this one is it’s going to be an Express to the exit of Euro 2024 because there’s no way that Albania make it out of this group is there I hope to God I don’t have to come back to this video Group C Slovenia honest Burgers because for someone like me it’s really important to be honest and honestly Slovenia won’t win a game at this tournament and will finish bottom of the group that’s my honesty right there there you go Denmark Harvester the food is okay but the one thing that everybody loves about the Harvester is the salad even though they’ve taken some items away I went the other day and there was hardly any salad there so Harvester sort it out oh and we can’t forget about the ice cream Sunday but will it score or will it be a Miss Serbia Frankie and Benny’s seriously so many people used to go Frankie and Benny’s but now I look inside and there’s nobody in there it’s like they’ve disappeared just like ser will in the Euros hold on mitovich plays for Serbia doesn’t he I’ll take it back come on Serbia you can do it England nandos I love me and nandos it’s always my go-to and the thought of it you know it’s mouthwatering thinking about all the chicken and the halumi that I’m going to eat and everything else but afterwards it’s just chicken and never really wins maybe they need to be a little bit less cautious you know maybe get a water but use the refillable maybe the pheno pitter is coming home this year group D Netherlands Crispy Cream gray shiny looks good tastes good but you’re always left wanting more after spending half your salary on it as well but will the captain of all captains deliver this time France Subway so many ingredients to win any tournament in my meatball marinara sub I’ll have lettuce Peppers cucumber sweet corn crispy onions southwest sauce and obviously cheese too trust me that 6 in will be getting lifted at the end of this tournament Poland Papa John’s I love Papa John’s and it’s probably my favorite pizza place going but there’s only one reason for that and that is because they have the one thing that is clear and that is the special garlic dip is it enough to get far into the tournament probably not but I love it Austria Casper’s dessert Austria just sounds cold doesn’t it and dessert is usually cold even though Casper’s dessert does warm cookie dough and all that stuff but that doesn’t fit my agenda so just ignore that group E Ukraine Pizza Hut I’m struggling a bit now with this one if you couldn’t tell but the only thing I could go on is that it’s not as good as Domino’s and it’s not as good as Papa John so there you go Slovakia Wendy’s groupy is doing me in right now but I’m still going with it actually I just had a look at the Slovakian football team and also remember that Martin skirt is Slovakian so I ain’t saying sh about this team moving on Belgium KFC they had all the box meals going back in the day God Almighty the spider came out of a hole we had the mighty bucket for one the trilogy Bo Box Meal bonus banquet and the Zinger Box Meal but still couldn’t find a winner we’ve got the main piece of chicken in the Midfield still but we that be enough Romania Slug and lettuce I don’t know anyone that really goes there anymore and I can’t think of anything on the menu that could be a winner elimination early for this one I’m afraid group F Portugal TGI Fridays Thank God It’s Friday well actually thank God it’s Ronaldo cuz he’s the one who drives Portugal forward there’s a lot in the menu but of course the main event is the legendary glaze and talking of glazing I’m going to stop cuz it looks like I’m glazing Ronaldo right now cheia weather spoons you know what you’re going to get it’s either going to be really good or it’s going to be really bad there’s no in between Georgia wimpy because they will go out of a wimper with this one trust me I’m telling you now that’s all I’ve got for it turkey Taco Bell could throw out a little bit of a surprise and spice up the tournament a little bit unlikely but we all want that surprise to take out one of the big chains don’t we thanks for watching and whilst you’re here why don’t you check out these Euro 2024 predictions according to FC 24

If EURO 2024 teams were fast food restaurants! Who would England, Germany, Spain, Italy and Belgium be if they were restaurants? Who would be Mcdonalds, Burger King, Five Guys and KFC?

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45 Comments

  1. If England was a restaurant it would just be a shit ham sandwich shop in luton the only items on the menu is hand sandwichs bland and boring

  2. Nathan filming this BANGER video before the groups finished. Me cracking up at his predicitons of teams going out early and they made it through or even topped the group.

  3. So creative and so random πŸ˜… love it ❀ I hope you're keeping well man I like your me mental health video very powerful.

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