My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL" .He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!
I was born and raised in EBAR. My grandfather used to tell me stories about ebarman, a ghost from Argentina that travels to Ebar when they are playing. He scores 6 goals and then disappears until the next Ebar game. I still have nightmares that he's hiding in our stadium.
I was visiting China with my pet dog Tanim, then when we were at the hotel my dog pooped on the floor. I was panicking on what to do or i'll get in trouble. Then a random small goblin dog dived down from nowhere and started eating the shit, i was confused, until a stranger named Ronaldo said to me "Sorry, that's my small dog named Pessi, he loves eating everything on the floor" Thank you Pessi for cleaning the floor! 👍
Once i went on a trip to Antarctica with some of my friends to explore the super-massive continent. I then saw a penguin and yelled to my friends "Theres a penguin over there!". But the Eibarman dived down from nowhere and said "WHERE ARE THE PENS", apparently he was a ghost from Vargentina and has a mythical power to dive for pens whenever he hears or smells them, he thought i said pen, so i shouted "big games" and he immediately vanished. Shame on you Pessi for ruining my expedition! 😡
My teacher told me a story about a beach in Vargentina. Each week he would see a crying Goblin get washed on to the shore. Locals told him "That's the Eibarman, don't worry about him. He loves to dive and often get washed up here" Shame on you Pessi, you're washed 😡, no more dog foods tonight!
When i went to a pet market to buy a new dog, i asked the owner the cheapest dog. The owner then showed me a dog named Pussionel Pessi, he is a special type of dog as he disappears when you say "grandma" but appears when you say "Eibar". The gay dog always goes crazy for pens and dives when he sees them. So thats why i gave that dog to my american friends.
I'm crying tears of joy right now. I was paralyzed after breaking my bones from the penalty ball that Pessi shot and I was watching TV as usual, I saw highlights of Pessi aand i was absolutely stunned by the performance. I stood up and turned off the TV by myself. Thank you Pessi 🙏
I was in Afghanistan and when the Talibans were establishing death penalty, Pessi came and said "I want penalty, give me the penalty!". Everyone was relieved, but Pessi missed the penalty causing the death of thousands of lives. Shame on you Pessi!
My 5 year old racist son was on a Zoom call with his class when the teacher announced something. She said that there was a new kid from Finland and he said that he was Finnish. My son replied "just like my idol Pessi". He got a thunderous applause and I cried tears of joy. Children are the future of the nation 😀😀😀
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down 3 ranks because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling against CLERMONT FOOT 63.
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on! It's Penalty time and it won't be long- Gotta do my dive and cry some more! It's Penalty time and it won't be long! ‘Til I Hit the floor and Cry some more and I got all I need. No I ain't got goals! I ain't got goals, But I got you Penalty, Baby I don't need open goals to have fun tonight! I love penalty!
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Messi scored he didn’t ghost🤫🤫
Congrats to Charlotte fc for keeping messi quiet the whole 90 minutes match
It's a shame messi can't score vs charlotte
mane the best player in the ronaldo team … lol
My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL" .He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!
I was born and raised in EBAR. My grandfather used to tell me stories about ebarman, a ghost from Argentina that travels to Ebar when they are playing. He scores 6 goals and then disappears until the next Ebar game. I still have nightmares that he's hiding in our stadium.
@cloak-and-dagger222 He gave away penalty. Not like overrated selfish pendu. Otherwise Messi would twice
Official Pessi playlists:
-Carry me to UCL(ft. Xavi and Iniesta)
-Ghostin' (ft. big matches)
-Carried in Argentina (ft. Di Maria and Martinez)
-The Kingdom of My Wrath (ft. Eibar and Bolivia)
-Owned (by Ronaldo and Muller)
-I need you (ft. Penalty and Farmers)
-Bottled it (ft. Roma and Liverpool)
-Dive after punch for glory (ft. Fabinho and Bribed refs)
-mugging (ft. Lewandowski)
-betrayal (ft. Retirements)
– please give me a career (ft. Ronaldinho and eto'o)
– damn you (ft. Laporta and pique)
– please don't go (ft. Mbappe)
– superman punch! (ft. Athletic Bilbao defender)
– antidotes (ft. Eibar and human growth hormone)
I was visiting China with my pet dog Tanim, then when we were at the hotel my dog pooped on the floor. I was panicking on what to do or i'll get in trouble. Then a random small goblin dog dived down from nowhere and started eating the shit, i was confused, until a stranger named Ronaldo said to me "Sorry, that's my small dog named Pessi, he loves eating everything on the floor" Thank you Pessi for cleaning the floor! 👍
Once i went on a trip to Antarctica with some of my friends to explore the super-massive continent. I then saw a penguin and yelled to my friends "Theres a penguin over there!". But the Eibarman dived down from nowhere and said "WHERE ARE THE PENS", apparently he was a ghost from Vargentina and has a mythical power to dive for pens whenever he hears or smells them, he thought i said pen, so i shouted "big games" and he immediately vanished. Shame on you Pessi for ruining my expedition! 😡
My teacher told me a story about a beach in Vargentina. Each week he would see a crying Goblin get washed on to the shore. Locals told him "That's the Eibarman, don't worry about him. He loves to dive and often get washed up here" Shame on you Pessi, you're washed 😡, no more dog foods tonight!
When i went to a pet market to buy a new dog, i asked the owner the cheapest dog. The owner then showed me a dog named Pussionel Pessi, he is a special type of dog as he disappears when you say "grandma" but appears when you say "Eibar". The gay dog always goes crazy for pens and dives when he sees them. So thats why i gave that dog to my american friends.
I'm crying tears of joy right now. I was paralyzed after breaking my bones from the penalty ball that Pessi shot and I was watching TV as usual, I saw highlights of Pessi aand i was absolutely stunned by the performance. I stood up and turned off the TV by myself. Thank you Pessi 🙏
I was in Afghanistan and when the Talibans were establishing death penalty, Pessi came and said "I want penalty, give me the penalty!". Everyone was relieved, but Pessi missed the penalty causing the death of thousands of lives. Shame on you Pessi!
Pessi in soccer meanwhile cr7 in most progressive league know the levels 🐐
My 5 year old racist son was on a Zoom call with his class when the teacher announced something. She said that there was a new kid from Finland and he said that he was Finnish. My son replied "just like my idol Pessi". He got a thunderous applause and I cried tears of joy. Children are the future of the nation 😀😀😀
As a lifelong farmer, I was excited that Ligue 1 was moving up the UEFA ranking toward an Industrial Revolution and I can finally leave the farm. Alas, Pessi joined and we went down 3 ranks because he is so finished. Shame on you Pessi, now I have to go back to shoveling against CLERMONT FOOT 63.
Pessi scoring more tapins assists by his superteam
Pessi Mashup-
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on!
It's Penalty time and it won't be long-
Gotta do my dive and cry some more!
It's Penalty time and it won't be long!
‘Til I
Hit the floor and
Cry some more and
I got all I need.
No I ain't got goals!
I ain't got goals,
But I got you Penalty,
Baby I don't need open goals to have fun tonight!
I love penalty!
🎵Como dijo Scaloni, no lo hace por fama tampoco por money 🎵
Im rohoit Krishna from mumbai India
The goal completely froze the couple
my dog gay126's son is getting bodied in the comments 😂
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Messi Messi Messi 👽 The Best