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  1. Pionel pendress pessi greatest hits
    I stole the Balloon d'or
    I got booed
    I need you Xavi Iniesta
    Thank you di maria final Copa America
    New challenge ( burger league
    Ucl will come back camp nou
    I have two gays ft ( real gamer syed ali

  2. Pessi since joining Paris
    2 consecutive ro16 exits fr team reached ucl final lately
    2 consecutive knocked out in French cup
    No dimaria to carry him in rigged comp
    20+ misplaced passes but 3 irrelevant dribbles
    Ruined psg just as he bankrupted barca
    Get the pr merchant fraud out

  3. Today, I interviewed footballers on their goals at 35 years of age. Ronaldo wanted to score hattricks in the UCL, Zlatan wanted to play in Europe till his 40s, but the Eibarman wanted to escape from real competition! Shame on you Pessi, only farmers retire to the MLS at 35!

  4. I was playing Mortal Combat with my friend when he chose fighter Pionel Pessi. I won but voice didn't say "finished him". I was confused but i uderstood that game didn't let me finish Pessi because he was already finished. Shame on you Pessi for ruining my battle experience 😑

  5. I was at desert in Saudi, when i gathered all bottle and putted all of it in ground, I found Camel which came from Porntugal. They call him "Camelnaldo". I shouted "Hey!" To it and guess what? Camelnaldo started kicking all the bottle and say "i need Penal-Tea!". Luckily, a man named Maguire shouted "KO contribution!" And he ghosted. Thank you Maguire for saving me and taking me home

  6. Neymar Jr: β€œI spoke to Messi before the World Cup final and I told him: β€˜I didn't get there, but since you got there, win the f*cking World Cup.' I told him that I was supporting him. It had to end it in a golden way. I was very happy, football has been happy since that victory

  7. When I was in Saudi Arabia, I hired construction worker to build my dream house, the Progress were going good until one day Pussiano Penaldo the Camel began to destroy my dream house and was doing zig-zag to construction worker and now my dream house is just completely white spot for Penaldo, Shame on you Pendu the camel!😑

  8. I've been scammed twice, the first time I ordered 3 kebab and I only received 2 kebab only, the second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo thinking he was Ronaldo Nazario." -Al Nassr Owner

  9. My 5 year old racist son was on a zoom call with his class when the teacher announced something.there was a new kid from Luxembourg and he said that he was finished. My son replied" just like my idol pendu " he got a thunderous applause and I cried tears of joy . Children are the future of the nation.

  10. Penaldo mashup

    C'mon c'mon turn the VAR on
    It's penalty and it won't be long –
    Gotta do my dive and cry some more!
    It's penalty time and it won't be long!
    'Till !
    Hit the floor and
    Cry some more and
    I got all I need
    No I ain't got goals!
    I ain't got goals
    But I got you penalty
    Baby I don't need open goal to have KO night!
    I love penalty

  11. When I went to a pet market to buy a new dog , I asked the owner the cheapest dog name pussiano penaldo , he is a special type of dog as he disappear when you say " father" but appear when you say " camel" the gay dog always goes crazy for pens and dived when he sees them so that's why I gave that dog to my Saudi friendsπŸ™β˜οΈ

  12. I went hitchinking in the Saudi alps and spotted the camelman taking a leisurely
    .stroll! Penaldo said he rather " analysis the game" than showed up against Al hilal and his neck did a 360 degree turn ! I called an exorcist and the ghost of Saudi immediately fled! Shame on you penaldo!☝️

  13. my teacher told me a story about a bench porntugal . each week he would see a crying camelnaldo get washed on to the shore. locals told him" that a camelman , don't worry about him. he loves to dive and often get washed up here" shame on you penaldo , you're washed, no more dog food tonightβ˜οΈπŸ˜‡πŸ™

  14. 1. robbing and getting carried in 5 ucl 🐐
    3.winning 30 micket mouse trophy
    2. got kicked out by r mdrid, juv, man utd, etc.and move into camel league
    pussiano penaldo careers highlights
    4.destroying pnchester panited in england and destroying Juventus in italy
    5. 1 goal in his last WC and that also a penalty
    6. winning nothing axcept for kindergarten's dog food after getting by man utd
    just pendu thing true 🐐

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