One day i was walking down the street when I saw an offer from Elon Musk! He offered me to work at Tesla and I agreed. He interviewed me and then vanished. He said this interview is penaldo and that I ghosted in a big interview. I was crying as that was another way to say this interview is finished!
Ronaldo is so hated. Some say he is a penalty merchant. Some say he is a tapin merchant. People say he has zero wc knockout g/a. no world cup. But deep down we all have to embrace the fact that they are right 😂 Penaldo is finished and deserves all these.
One night in halloween I was crying of tears. I saw a guy in a ghost costume and he was scaring little kids. I asked my mom who that was and she said that's penaldog the ghost. He ghosts in big games and only has 20 goals in finals. He ghosts in world cup knockouts too. When it was the 2006 world cup semi final he disappeared and is now known as penaldog the ghost. Shame on you penaldo for making me burst into tears!
I was crying in tears .😭 When they wrongfully denied my visa .☠ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted. The question was the original synonym of Finished.. I shakily answered Penaldo. 😭.I was right guys ✅🛫 …
Today, I interviewed footballers on their goals at 35 years of age. Ronaldo wanted to score hattricks in the UCL, Zlatan wanted to play in Europe till his 40s, but the Eibarman wanted to escape from real competition! Shame on you Pessi, only farmers retire to the MLS at 35!
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Omg what a beautiful goal from our GOAT, well done FIFA boy 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
We used to do that when we see our class teacher… The true respect i say… 😊
Good for him. Good man!
That AFA jacket is so 🔥 tho
Action says more. Paredes shows the respect that Messi deserves. Action shows also the humble person Paredes is, specially having played along.
One day i was walking down the street when I saw an offer from Elon Musk! He offered me to work at Tesla and I agreed. He interviewed me and then vanished. He said this interview is penaldo and that I ghosted in a big interview. I was crying as that was another way to say this interview is finished!
I have the same amount of wc G/A as penaldo! If hes the goat then I can become the goat anyday! But he's not even top 10 of all time 😂
One day penaldo said he was the goat
That day is now known as april fools day
Respect
Penaldog song:
Its been a long day
Without World cup my friend
and ill tell you all about it even though ill never see it again
we've come a long way
without Wc knockout my friend
and ill tell you all about it if i see them ever
if i see them ever
Damn, who knew?
I'd be a penalty merchant who begs for x2
That'd id be standing right here looking for my wc
bout another path World cup makes me kiss their ash
but something told me #1 wouldnt last
Had to switch up, look at things different, won ucl with 8 offside goals
Those were the days, Hard work pays forever
Now i cant see wc in front my face
Top 3 Penaldo achievement:
1) Smashing children's phone 📱
2) Destroyed by barcelona
3) Being compared to the Goat 🐐 Messi (not anymore)
Ronaldo is so hated. Some say he is a penalty merchant. Some say he is a tapin merchant. People say he has zero wc knockout g/a. no world cup. But deep down we all have to embrace the fact that they are right 😂 Penaldo is finished and deserves all these.
One night in halloween I was crying of tears. I saw a guy in a ghost costume and he was scaring little kids. I asked my mom who that was and she said that's penaldog the ghost. He ghosts in big games and only has 20 goals in finals. He ghosts in world cup knockouts too. When it was the 2006 world cup semi final he disappeared and is now known as penaldog the ghost. Shame on you penaldo for making me burst into tears!
I was crying in tears .😭 When they wrongfully denied my visa .☠ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted. The question was the original synonym of Finished.. I shakily answered Penaldo. 😭.I was right guys ✅🛫 …
Penaldo saved me
tate andrew isnt here because hes ghosting again like his idol penaldog 😂
Messi didnt care about who walk first😂
Penaldoggy 👻
His teammates respect him🫡
Today, I interviewed footballers on their goals at 35 years of age. Ronaldo wanted to score hattricks in the UCL, Zlatan wanted to play in Europe till his 40s, but the Eibarman wanted to escape from real competition! Shame on you Pessi, only farmers retire to the MLS at 35!
Penalty for Argentina
Today i did not give food to my two dog tateandrew and madridpool😂😂and they are barking in comment section 😅
That is why it is remarkable to see him on the walls, always close to MESSI and DI MARIA, he is a great person too.
Y’all hate Ronaldo so much he is the greatest footballer to roam planet earth just Bc he didn’t win World Cup doesn’t define him