My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut. We got his EpiPen to help him when pessi appeared because he heard the word PEN. He tried stealing the pen but I said "no pens for you". And βBayernβ.He cried and ran away. Shame on you pessi the fraud.
I was in math class and we were learning geometry. My teacher said PENTAGON then all of a sudden PESSI burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you Pessi for ruining my education π€¬ !
Last week I was on a plane to Vargentina when suddenly the plane was hit by a BALL. I wondered where it came from but I soon realized it was none other than Pessi practicing his penalties. Shame on you Pessi for almost killing me!
One day iam walking in my street suddenly pessi came and fall into my legs and he is begging to ghost in wc final _oliver giroud (france) shame on u pessi π€‘
Normally the time for fifa best men's player award is 8th august till 8th december But when pessi reached the world cup final the date went to 18th december Now it's clear that pessi rigged the award and won it
One day I was minding my own business walking down the street when some dudes held me at gunpoint! They asked me for penaldo's wc or at least one of penaldo's wc knockout goals. I looked everywhere and i even drank a lucky potion. But it turns out pendu doesnt have a world cup or a world cup knockout goal! shame on you pendu!
Why Messi fans are happy : 1) won wc 2) won ligue 1 3) won laureus sportsman of the year award 4) won fifa men's best player of the year award 5) won IFFHS World's Best Player award, IFFHS World's Best Playmaker award, and IFFHS World's Best International Goal Scorer award. Completed Football β½ππ
Why Ronaldo fans are happy : 1) Messi went to MLS at 35 2) Messi is not in his prime 3) Messi was playing in farmer's league 4) Messi was knocked out by Bayern Keep researching for more reasons to hate the one and only goat πππ
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This dude really needs to do something with his comment section π
My man just disable your comment section or block them
Can't change fact ronaldo is clear of my short idol
Ronaldo 89 th minute match winner absolute goat portugal top of the table in uefa euro dream for pessiπππfire π₯ π π
Ronaldi 89th match winnner goals vs iceland dream for pessi
Cristiano ronaldo scored in 200th International match goat ruling at age of 38 π π π
Guiness record cr7 at the age of π
I dont follow records records follow me
_goat cr7 π
Cr7 has more intl goals in history
More intl apperance in history π
My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut. We got his EpiPen to help him when pessi appeared because he heard the word PEN. He tried stealing the pen but I said "no pens for you". And βBayernβ.He cried and ran away. Shame on you pessi the fraud.
Cr7 played 6 years midfielder still more goals than my grandmalees dogssi π
I was in math class and we were learning geometry. My teacher said PENTAGON then all of a sudden PESSI burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you Pessi for ruining my education π€¬ !
Dogs food for speedy and tateandrew π
Mane destroyed Brazil overrated brazil copa america is easy for Argentina
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Last week I was on a plane to Vargentina when suddenly the plane was hit by a BALL. I wondered where it came from but I soon realized it was none other than Pessi practicing his penalties. Shame on you Pessi for almost killing me!
Cr7 π
One day iam walking in my street suddenly pessi came and fall into my legs and he is begging to ghost in wc final
_oliver giroud (france) shame on u pessi π€‘
doesn't change the fact that pessi is biggest ghos of all timeπ»
Sadio mane π€ Alisson Becker
Penaldo has 200 IA π
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Here is your food
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Normally the time for fifa best men's player award is 8th august till 8th december
But when pessi reached the world cup final the date went to 18th december
Now it's clear that pessi rigged the award and won it
One day I was minding my own business walking down the street when some dudes held me at gunpoint! They asked me for penaldo's wc or at least one of penaldo's wc knockout goals. I looked everywhere and i even drank a lucky potion. But it turns out pendu doesnt have a world cup or a world cup knockout goal! shame on you pendu!
Mane also destroyed Peymar.
*P*owerful
*E*xcellent
*S*uperb performance on and off the pitch
*S*pectacular
*I*Q
Why Messi fans are happy :
1) won wc
2) won ligue 1
3) won laureus sportsman of the year award
4) won fifa men's best player of the year award
5) won IFFHS World's Best Player award, IFFHS World's Best Playmaker award, and IFFHS World's Best International Goal Scorer award.
Completed Football β½ππ
Why Ronaldo fans are happy :
1) Messi went to MLS at 35
2) Messi is not in his prime
3) Messi was playing in farmer's league
4) Messi was knocked out by Bayern
Keep researching for more reasons to hate the one and only goat πππ
He doesn't know ederson like that if Allison becker was the starter I'm sure sadio mane would try not to score