Dream for Pristiano Penaldo divenaldo benchanaldo tapinaldo to enjoy with his teammates because many of them called Messi the goat. And Mr. Insecure is quite insecure about that.
Hard to be Messi. You can not chill freely with your buddies no matter what part of the world you go to. But fans can't be blamed as everyone wants to see the goat face to face once in their lifetime.
Who heard this song before👇 PENALDO SONG 🐫 Who's the top scorer In the world The penalty superhero It's penaldo it's penaldo Who do you call When you need a goal But first Get a foul In the box Penaldo it's penaldo Come on penaldo You can do it Try to score a goal Without diving You used to do it Try to score a goal Without diving You used to do it In Madrid You're 36 But you've Still got it.
When i went to a pet market to buy a new dog, i asked the owner the cheapest dog. The owner then showed me a dog named Pussionel Pessi, he is a special type of dog as he disappears when you say "grandma" but appears when you say "Eibar". The gay dog always goes crazy for pens and dives when he sees them. So thats why i gave that dog to my american friends.
I was just going to the store in paris to buy some bottles, then suddenly a dog dived down from nowhere and started stealing all the bottles from the store. I asked why the dog did that and he said "no bottle no pepsi, no pepsi no penalty, my name is pissionel pessi 🐶" he then ghosted. Shame on you pessi for stealing my drinks! 😡
Me and my friends just bought a new ouija board to test if some myths are real, we opened the board, put our hands together and asked "pessi are you real" it pointed towards yes, we then asked "pessi can you show us you are real" and it pointed towards yes again, we suddenly heard barking noises in the living room and went to investigate. We found out that all of our bottles, pens and dog foods were gone, it was almost as if a ghost dog invaded our house, the myth of the ghost of paris were true. Shame on you pessi for stealing our stuff !😡
1. 6 goals in a single season 🐐 2. Robbing and getting carried in 4 ucls 🐐 3. Got kicked out by daddy Paporta and moved into infant's farm league 🐐 4. Winning 50 mickey mouse trophies 🐐 5. Destroying 2 clubs in France and the USA 🐐 6. Winning nothing except for kindergarten's dog food after getting kicked by daddy Paporta 🐐
When i was playing GTA5 with my friends, i decided to use the Pessi skin. Suddenly my character randomly started being more transparent and started robbing a bank for pens and bottles, then the Pessi skin randomly dived into the ocean and died, but there was no "wasted" word on the screen, but i already knew that Pessi skin was already wasted
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on! It's Penalty time and it won't be long- Gotta do my dive and cry some more! It's Penalty time and it won't be long! ‘Til I Hit the floor and Cry some more and I got all I need. No I ain't got goals! I ain't got goals, But I got you Penalty, Baby I don't need open goals to have fun tonight! I love penalty!
I’m glad that Messi is moving to the USA for privacy. Literally, Messi can be in downtown Miami and maybe at most 50 people would recognize him. As much as I hate to admit it, he chose the right place to be away from the spotlight.
Ahaha love seeing all the haters in comments. Must suck seeing their favorite not be this loved and appreciated. Keep crying and let all that anger and hatred seep deep into your souls. Messi is the goat, amazing athlete but an even better man, husband, father and human being. Others need to make their own documentaries to show the world how "great" they are lol 😂😂. Enjoy having all that anger and rage within you because this party will continue. Funny thing is that the haters will invite themselves to the party in the end….. albeit , standing in a corner ignored by everyone (including other haters). 🎉🎉
I was at a haunted house and my job was to be the best ghost in the entire haunted house. But as soon as I got to the house, their was already a ghost. He was playing a game against a team called Morocco. I soon realized that this was none other than my finished idol pristiano penaldo. He continued to play, and he tried stealing his teammates goals. The boss of us then chose him as the lead ghost. Shame on you penaldo for ruining my job 😡
My son got into an accident and lost alot of blood, im not the same group and he needed blood so we had to use other blood. After an hour he got blood he started screaming “i want pens!” and violently started shaking when i said the word “morroco”. It was a medical mystery until i learned that pristiano penaldo had donated his blood on world donor day and now my son has his blood. Shame on you Penaldo 😭😭😭
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Messi the Goat
Di Maria the Angel
Otamendi the penalty giver
People in the reply section got overrated opinions ngl 💀
Dream for Pristiano Penaldo divenaldo benchanaldo tapinaldo to enjoy with his teammates because many of them called Messi the goat. And Mr. Insecure is quite insecure about that.
Hard to be Messi. You can not chill freely with your buddies no matter what part of the world you go to. But fans can't be blamed as everyone wants to see the goat face to face once in their lifetime.
Who heard this song before👇
PENALDO SONG 🐫
Who's the top scorer
In the world
The penalty superhero
It's penaldo it's penaldo
Who do you call
When you need a goal
But first
Get a foul
In the box
Penaldo it's penaldo
Come on penaldo
You can do it
Try to score a goal
Without diving
You used to do it
Try to score a goal
Without diving
You used to do it
In Madrid
You're 36
But you've
Still got it.
When i went to a pet market to buy a new dog, i asked the owner the cheapest dog. The owner then showed me a dog named Pussionel Pessi, he is a special type of dog as he disappears when you say "grandma" but appears when you say "Eibar". The gay dog always goes crazy for pens and dives when he sees them. So thats why i gave that dog to my american friends.
I was just going to the store in paris to buy some bottles, then suddenly a dog dived down from nowhere and started stealing all the bottles from the store. I asked why the dog did that and he said "no bottle no pepsi, no pepsi no penalty, my name is pissionel pessi 🐶" he then ghosted. Shame on you pessi for stealing my drinks! 😡
Me and my friends just bought a new ouija board to test if some myths are real, we opened the board, put our hands together and asked "pessi are you real" it pointed towards yes, we then asked "pessi can you show us you are real" and it pointed towards yes again, we suddenly heard barking noises in the living room and went to investigate. We found out that all of our bottles, pens and dog foods were gone, it was almost as if a ghost dog invaded our house, the myth of the ghost of paris were true. Shame on you pessi for stealing our stuff !😡
Pussionel Pessi career highlights 🔥🔥
1. 6 goals in a single season 🐐
2. Robbing and getting carried in 4 ucls 🐐
3. Got kicked out by daddy Paporta and moved into infant's farm league 🐐
4. Winning 50 mickey mouse trophies 🐐
5. Destroying 2 clubs in France and the USA 🐐
6. Winning nothing except for kindergarten's dog food after getting kicked by daddy Paporta 🐐
Just Pessi things 🐐
When i was playing GTA5 with my friends, i decided to use the Pessi skin. Suddenly my character randomly started being more transparent and started robbing a bank for pens and bottles, then the Pessi skin randomly dived into the ocean and died, but there was no "wasted" word on the screen, but i already knew that Pessi skin was already wasted
Official Pessi playlists:
-Carry me to UCL(ft. Xavi and Iniesta)
-Ghostin' (ft. big matches)
-Carried in Argentina (ft. Di Maria and Martinez)
-The Kingdom of My Wrath (ft. Eibar and Bolivia)
-Owned (by Ronaldo and Muller)
-I need you (ft. Penalty and Farmers)
-Bottled it (ft. Roma and Liverpool)
-Dive after punch for glory (ft. Fabinho and Bribed refs)
-mugging (ft. Lewandowski)
-betrayal (ft. Retirements)
– please give me a career (ft. Ronaldinho and eto'o)
– damn you (ft. Laporta and pique)
– please don't go (ft. Mbappe)
– superman punch! (ft. Athletic Bilbao defender)
– antidotes (ft. Eibar and human growth hormone)
Pessi Mashup-
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on!
It's Penalty time and it won't be long-
Gotta do my dive and cry some more!
It's Penalty time and it won't be long!
‘Til I
Hit the floor and
Cry some more and
I got all I need.
No I ain't got goals!
I ain't got goals,
But I got you Penalty,
Baby I don't need open goals to have fun tonight!
I love penalty!
Penalty for Argentina
Pessi: Give me penalty or i will retire
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
These are football legends.
God bless and grant them greater success.
I’m glad that Messi is moving to the USA for privacy. Literally, Messi can be in downtown Miami and maybe at most 50 people would recognize him. As much as I hate to admit it, he chose the right place to be away from the spotlight.
Pessi wins rigg cup through Penalties
Me goes back to time to stop it
Spiderman 2099: Bro it's a cannon event
Ahaha love seeing all the haters in comments. Must suck seeing their favorite not be this loved and appreciated. Keep crying and let all that anger and hatred seep deep into your souls. Messi is the goat, amazing athlete but an even better man, husband, father and human being. Others need to make their own documentaries to show the world how "great" they are lol 😂😂. Enjoy having all that anger and rage within you because this party will continue. Funny thing is that the haters will invite themselves to the party in the end….. albeit , standing in a corner ignored by everyone (including other haters). 🎉🎉
my puppy tateandrew using his alt account "guy" to bark 🐕🐕
I was at a haunted house and my job was to be the best ghost in the entire haunted house. But as soon as I got to the house, their was already a ghost. He was playing a game against a team called Morocco. I soon realized that this was none other than my finished idol pristiano penaldo. He continued to play, and he tried stealing his teammates goals. The boss of us then chose him as the lead ghost. Shame on you penaldo for ruining my job 😡
My son got into an accident and lost alot of blood, im not the same group and he needed blood so we had to use other blood. After an hour he got blood he started screaming “i want pens!” and violently started shaking when i said the word “morroco”. It was a medical mystery until i learned that pristiano penaldo had donated his blood on world donor day and now my son has his blood. Shame on you Penaldo 😭😭😭
Fun fact:
Last time Penaldo scored a world cup knockout goal, sun used to rise from the west.
Messi 🐐of course respects his teammates while my shameless pidol pendu 🐫 tries to steal his teammates goals
Meat eater
Biggest Mysteries around the World
1) Bermuda Triangle
2) Area 51
3) Gonjiam Hospital
4) Island Of Dolls
5) Seeing lord PENALDO in WC crucial matches 🐪🐪🐪
Last time when penaldo scored WC KO stage goal
1) Sun used to rise from the west
2) iPhone 9 was released
3) China was a democratic country
4) Lakaka was a world class striker
No matter where he goes he always ends up in Barça. Its his home.🔵🔴
Kiwior againts Germany >>> Penaldos entire carrer
meanwhile Pristiano Penaldo attacking people for penalties
God bless him and the whole Argentina squad,including,of course,Scaloni and his assistance and give them next Copa and WC trophy.
Lmao what is going on in the comments. Messi and Ronaldo didn't do anything to yall 💀💀