In the Country of Luxembourg, there was a legend named Penaldo who will appear in small games and score useless penalty to traumatize people of Luxembourg. He also dive and learnt that move from Divemar. the Brazilian Greatest Diver. Penaldo upgraded the move into even making it better to trick referee that was until Juventus found interest of Penaldo and got him and when Penaldo did his move, the referee got suspicious on Penaldo when Player didnt even touch him. Turn out VARdrid was helping penaldo on his finished career the whole time and Penaldo couldnt win any UCL to beat Messi anymore. That let penaldo finished and was trapped on Saudi forever. Shame on my idol pendu
When i went to a pet market to buy a new dog, i asked the owner the cheapest dog. The owner then showed me a dog named Pussionel Pessi, he is a special type of dog as he disappears when you say "grandma" but appears when you say "Eibar". The gay dog always goes crazy for pens and dives when he sees them. So thats why i gave that dog to my american friends.
1. 6 goals in a single season 🐐 2. Robbing and getting carried in 4 ucls 🐐 3. Got kicked out by daddy Paporta and moved into infant's farm league 🐐 4. Winning 50 mickey mouse trophies 🐐 5. Destroying 2 clubs in France and the USA 🐐 6. Winning nothing except for kindergarten's dog food after getting kicked by daddy Paporta 🐐
I was just going to the store in paris to buy some bottles, then suddenly a dog dived down from nowhere and started stealing all the bottles from the store. I asked why the dog did that and he said "no bottle no pepsi, no pepsi no penalty, my name is pissionel pessi 🐶" he then ghosted. Shame on you pessi for stealing my drinks! 😡
Me and my friends just bought a new ouija board to test if some myths are real, we opened the board, put our hands together and asked "pessi are you real" it pointed towards yes, we then asked "pessi can you show us you are real" and it pointed towards yes again, we suddenly heard barking noises in the living room and went to investigate. We found out that all of our bottles, pens and dog foods were gone, it was almost as if a ghost dog invaded our house, the myth of the ghost of paris were true. Shame on you pessi for stealing our stuff !😡
When i was playing GTA5 with my friends, i decided to use the Pessi skin. Suddenly my character randomly started being more transparent and started robbing a bank for pens and bottles, then the Pessi skin randomly dived into the ocean and died, but there was no "wasted" word on the screen, but i already knew that Pessi skin was already wasted
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on! It's Penalty time and it won't be long- Gotta do my dive and cry some more! It's Penalty time and it won't be long! ‘Til I Hit the floor and Cry some more and I got all I need. No I ain't got goals! I ain't got goals, But I got you Penalty, Baby I don't need open goals to have fun tonight! I love penalty!
My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL" .He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!
I was born and raised in EBAR. My grandfather used to tell me stories about ebarman, a ghost from Argentina that travels to Ebar when they are playing. He scores 6 goals and then disappears until the next Ebar game. I still have nightmares that he's hiding in our stadium.
World Champion Messi scoring vs Australia and dribbling past 4 players in a row while CR7 ghosted against Bosnia who no one has ever heard of. I know my GOAT 🐐🐐
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Pessidoggy owned
Atleasts Pessi was not there or else score will be 10-0 with 90 percent penalties
With Pessi's reputation in friendlies
,no wonder he didn't played today to avoid embarrassment
In the Country of Luxembourg, there was a legend named Penaldo who will appear in small games and score useless penalty to traumatize people of Luxembourg. He also dive and learnt that move from Divemar. the Brazilian Greatest Diver. Penaldo upgraded the move into even making it better to trick referee that was until Juventus found interest of Penaldo and got him and when Penaldo did his move, the referee got suspicious on Penaldo when Player didnt even touch him. Turn out VARdrid was helping penaldo on his finished career the whole time and Penaldo couldnt win any UCL to beat Messi anymore. That let penaldo finished and was trapped on Saudi forever. Shame on my idol pendu
When i went to a pet market to buy a new dog, i asked the owner the cheapest dog. The owner then showed me a dog named Pussionel Pessi, he is a special type of dog as he disappears when you say "grandma" but appears when you say "Eibar". The gay dog always goes crazy for pens and dives when he sees them. So thats why i gave that dog to my american friends.
Pussionel Pessi career highlights 🔥🔥
1. 6 goals in a single season 🐐
2. Robbing and getting carried in 4 ucls 🐐
3. Got kicked out by daddy Paporta and moved into infant's farm league 🐐
4. Winning 50 mickey mouse trophies 🐐
5. Destroying 2 clubs in France and the USA 🐐
6. Winning nothing except for kindergarten's dog food after getting kicked by daddy Paporta 🐐
Just Pessi things 🐐
I was just going to the store in paris to buy some bottles, then suddenly a dog dived down from nowhere and started stealing all the bottles from the store. I asked why the dog did that and he said "no bottle no pepsi, no pepsi no penalty, my name is pissionel pessi 🐶" he then ghosted. Shame on you pessi for stealing my drinks! 😡
Me and my friends just bought a new ouija board to test if some myths are real, we opened the board, put our hands together and asked "pessi are you real" it pointed towards yes, we then asked "pessi can you show us you are real" and it pointed towards yes again, we suddenly heard barking noises in the living room and went to investigate. We found out that all of our bottles, pens and dog foods were gone, it was almost as if a ghost dog invaded our house, the myth of the ghost of paris were true. Shame on you pessi for stealing our stuff !😡
When i was playing GTA5 with my friends, i decided to use the Pessi skin. Suddenly my character randomly started being more transparent and started robbing a bank for pens and bottles, then the Pessi skin randomly dived into the ocean and died, but there was no "wasted" word on the screen, but i already knew that Pessi skin was already wasted
Official Pessi playlists:
-Carry me to UCL(ft. Xavi and Iniesta)
-Ghostin' (ft. big matches)
-Carried in Argentina (ft. Di Maria and Martinez)
-The Kingdom of My Wrath (ft. Eibar and Bolivia)
-Owned (by Ronaldo and Muller)
-I need you (ft. Penalty and Farmers)
-Bottled it (ft. Roma and Liverpool)
-Dive after punch for glory (ft. Fabinho and Bribed refs)
-mugging (ft. Lewandowski)
-betrayal (ft. Retirements)
– please give me a career (ft. Ronaldinho and eto'o)
– damn you (ft. Laporta and pique)
– please don't go (ft. Mbappe)
– superman punch! (ft. Athletic Bilbao defender)
– antidotes (ft. Eibar and human growth hormone)
Pessi Mashup-
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on!
It's Penalty time and it won't be long-
Gotta do my dive and cry some more!
It's Penalty time and it won't be long!
‘Til I
Hit the floor and
Cry some more and
I got all I need.
No I ain't got goals!
I ain't got goals,
But I got you Penalty,
Baby I don't need open goals to have fun tonight!
I love penalty!
My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL" .He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!
I was born and raised in EBAR. My grandfather used to tell me stories about ebarman, a ghost from Argentina that travels to Ebar when they are playing. He scores 6 goals and then disappears until the next Ebar game. I still have nightmares that he's hiding in our stadium.
Top 5 most impossible things:
5. Pigs can fly
4. Cows driving cars
3. Water spilling out of volcanos
2. Immortality
1. Seeing Pessi in big games
Havent understand ANY word you said.
No matter who you are, as long as you understand the language of football, you understand how amazing this Argentine team is.
My dog tate andrew has brought his new alt named 'guy'
Can anyone pls remind me when was the last time that fatherless camel CR7 scored a WC knockout goal?
World Champion Messi scoring vs Australia and dribbling past 4 players in a row while CR7 ghosted against Bosnia who no one has ever heard of. I know my GOAT 🐐🐐
Pessi can't relate
My pidol pussi scared from indonesia and runaway 🤣🤣
*Fifa love pessi , pessi love fifa
Better love story then twilight *
Pessssssi the goat😂😂😂 0 euro 0 nation league 0 puskas😂😂😂😂