Guys! I just discovered the rarest dog breed in the world! It is called the Goblin dog, it has more names that could fit it like Haunted dog or Eibardog, but its called goblin dog for a reason, its size and face is that of a rat 🐀 and loves eating and finding pens, it also goes to stores and markets often to steal bottles.
When i bought a Pessi jersey to test out my invisibility power, i decided to wash it in the washing machine to clean it. When it was done washing the jersey looked the same, that is when i realize it is already washed by Pessi. Thank you Pessi 👍
When i was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad with my dog pessi. We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons. But before I could do that, but my dog pessi jumped outta nowhere and shouted,"I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD". shame on pessi for ruining the event😡
Missing dog reprot: pussionel pessidog🐶👻 Last seen: diving in the farmlands of paris, gambling pens with rats and collecting bottles, and suddenly ghosted Reward: 5 baguette dors
When i got a new job by cleaning and clearing the sewers, i randomly heard a lot of sqeaking noises on the other side of the sewers, i decided to check it out, i saw pens on the floor and empty bottles, when i came to see it, it was pessi the rat diving in the sewer water with his bottle mansion and cheese pen, i start saying "missed penalty" and he immediately ghosted. Shame on you pessirat for making the sewers dirty! 😡
Once i went to go skydiving with my homies. When i jumped out of the plane into the air, i randomly start seeing bottles and pens floating through the air, when i looked around, it was my pet rat pessi diving out of the plane with a backpack full of bottles and pens on him, pessi somehow followed me after i pocketed him, he then immediately ghosted after he landed. Shame on you pessi for ruining my skydiving experience! 😡
Me and my friends just bought a new ouija board to test if some myths are real, we opened the board, put our hands together and asked "pessi are you real" it pointed towards yes, we then asked "pessi can you show us you are real" and it pointed towards yes again, we suddenly heard barking noises in the living room and went to investigate. We found out that all of our bottles, pens and dog foods were gone, it was almost as if a ghost dog invaded our house, the myth of the ghost of paris were true. Shame on you pessi for stealing our stuff !😡
I was just going to the store in paris to buy some bottles, then suddenly a dog dived down from nowhere and started stealing all the bottles from the store. I asked why the dog did that and he said "no bottle no pepsi, no pepsi no penalty, my name is pissionel pessi 🐶" he then ghosted. Shame on you pessi for stealing my drinks! 😡
I was working at the pen factory. My job was to make sure that the pens didn’t get stolen. I was on break when all of a sudden Penaldo burst in and stole all the pens because he’s a pen merchant!!! I have now been fired from my job. Thanks a lot Penaldo for ruining my life 🤬🤬
When i was playing GTA5 with my friends, i decided to use the Pessi skin. Suddenly my character randomly started being more transparent and started robbing a bank for pens and bottles, then the Pessi skin randomly dived into the ocean and died, but there was no "wasted" word on the screen, but i already knew that Pessi skin was already wasted🍔
1. 6 goals in a single season 🐐 2. Robbing and getting carried in 4 ucls 🐐 3. Got kicked out by daddy Paporta and moved into infant's farm league 🐐 4. Winning 50 mickey mouse trophies 🐐 5. Destroying 2 clubs in France and the USA 🐐 6. Winning nothing except for kindergarten's dog food after getting kicked by daddy Paporta 🐐
I was having a dinner with my idol Pristiano Penaldo once again after he left my house yesterday because he missed the pen yesterday while playing fifa i wanted to apologise to him but he said no and then i trick him by saying “do you want penalty” he smiled and said yes and then i told him in one condition by saying “messi is the goat” but things were messed up all the sudden he did an wwe performence on my table and unfollow all footballers that said messi is the goat. And then he kick my door and said “My penalty next time” so i cried he destroyed my entire house. Shame on you penaldo for ruining my day🤬🤬
Don't care,my dogs are barking for food no food tonight for them, they're same like their idol, who's owned by Messi: deadsoniano deadfathernaldo Almostgotabortionaldo
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Guys! I just discovered the rarest dog breed in the world! It is called the Goblin dog, it has more names that could fit it like Haunted dog or Eibardog, but its called goblin dog for a reason, its size and face is that of a rat 🐀 and loves eating and finding pens, it also goes to stores and markets often to steal bottles.
Entire reaal madrid team: 0 mickey mouse trophies
Pessi: 50 mickey mouse trophies
Just Pessi things 🐐🐐🐐
When i bought a Pessi jersey to test out my invisibility power, i decided to wash it in the washing machine to clean it. When it was done washing the jersey looked the same, that is when i realize it is already washed by Pessi. Thank you Pessi 👍
Top 5 most impossible things:
5. Pigs can fly
4. Cows driving cars
3. Water spilling out of volcanos
2. Immortality
1. Seeing Pessi in big games
When i was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad with my dog pessi. We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons. But before I could do that, but my dog pessi jumped outta nowhere and shouted,"I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD".
shame on pessi for ruining the event😡
Missing dog reprot: pussionel pessidog🐶👻
Last seen: diving in the farmlands of paris, gambling pens with rats and collecting bottles, and suddenly ghosted
Reward: 5 baguette dors
When i got a new job by cleaning and clearing the sewers, i randomly heard a lot of sqeaking noises on the other side of the sewers, i decided to check it out, i saw pens on the floor and empty bottles, when i came to see it, it was pessi the rat diving in the sewer water with his bottle mansion and cheese pen, i start saying "missed penalty" and he immediately ghosted. Shame on you pessirat for making the sewers dirty! 😡
Once i went to go skydiving with my homies. When i jumped out of the plane into the air, i randomly start seeing bottles and pens floating through the air, when i looked around, it was my pet rat pessi diving out of the plane with a backpack full of bottles and pens on him, pessi somehow followed me after i pocketed him, he then immediately ghosted after he landed. Shame on you pessi for ruining my skydiving experience! 😡
Me and my friends just bought a new ouija board to test if some myths are real, we opened the board, put our hands together and asked "pessi are you real" it pointed towards yes, we then asked "pessi can you show us you are real" and it pointed towards yes again, we suddenly heard barking noises in the living room and went to investigate. We found out that all of our bottles, pens and dog foods were gone, it was almost as if a ghost dog invaded our house, the myth of the ghost of paris were true. Shame on you pessi for stealing our stuff !😡
I was just going to the store in paris to buy some bottles, then suddenly a dog dived down from nowhere and started stealing all the bottles from the store. I asked why the dog did that and he said "no bottle no pepsi, no pepsi no penalty, my name is pissionel pessi 🐶" he then ghosted. Shame on you pessi for stealing my drinks! 😡
I was working at the pen factory. My job was to make sure that the pens didn’t get stolen. I was on break when all of a sudden Penaldo burst in and stole all the pens because he’s a pen merchant!!! I have now been fired from my job. Thanks a lot Penaldo for ruining my life 🤬🤬
Will the ghost 👻 pessi gonna turn against mighty Australia ?
When i was playing GTA5 with my friends, i decided to use the Pessi skin. Suddenly my character randomly started being more transparent and started robbing a bank for pens and bottles, then the Pessi skin randomly dived into the ocean and died, but there was no "wasted" word on the screen, but i already knew that Pessi skin was already wasted🍔
Pussionel Pessi career highlights 🔥🔥
1. 6 goals in a single season 🐐
2. Robbing and getting carried in 4 ucls 🐐
3. Got kicked out by daddy Paporta and moved into infant's farm league 🐐
4. Winning 50 mickey mouse trophies 🐐
5. Destroying 2 clubs in France and the USA 🐐
6. Winning nothing except for kindergarten's dog food after getting kicked by daddy Paporta 🐐
Just Pessi things 🐐
Why pessi isn't in the top 5?
cuz he love to pay ref.
comfort zone player.
love to farme.
Always ghost 👻 when it matter. the ghost fifanel pessi 🐕😭😢
Love watching Messi in National Jersey nowadays…
Hope🥺💙
My gay dog tateandrew and his alt guy are barking in the comments 😭😭👇
Love the relaxed atmosphere
this team is more a family.
I was having a dinner with my idol Pristiano Penaldo once again after he left my house yesterday because he missed the pen yesterday while playing fifa i wanted to apologise to him but he said no and then i trick him by saying “do you want penalty” he smiled and said yes and then i told him in one condition by saying “messi is the goat” but things were messed up all the sudden he did an wwe performence on my table and unfollow all footballers that said messi is the goat. And then he kick my door and said “My penalty next time” so i cried he destroyed my entire house. Shame on you penaldo for ruining my day🤬🤬
❤❤❤saint Messi ❤❤❤
Don't care,my dogs are barking for food no food tonight for them, they're same like their idol, who's owned by Messi: deadsoniano deadfathernaldo Almostgotabortionaldo
Nice to see Messi is happy now.❤❤
A Team.
" there's no plan B "
De Paul does it :
'' OMLOOOOoooorf you ARE INSAAANE MY BOOOY" – his teammates
Messi does it :
,,Eh of course Messi does it"- his teammates
The best Messi