I went out on a date with my gf and after we finished eating she told me that our relation is penaldo. Eyes ran down my face as I realised that our relationship is finished. I tried to write the cheque for the bill but realised that my PEN also got stolen. Shame on you pendu!! 🤬
Today my father asked me to clean his car for him and so I spent the whole morning doing it. After some time, I went back inside and my father asked me how was the car looking. “RONALDO” I just replied. He just smiled and nodded. He knew that it was washed.
I was soo happy! Cristiano Ronaldo accepted my invitation to come to my house! He arrived in his Lamborghini Gallardo but something tragic happened! I asked him whether he wanted Garlic Tea or Normal Tea but he said Penal tea which I didnt have unfortunately because of that he left early. Shame on you penaldo for wasting my time and ruining my day
I can’t think of any logically statically mathematically reasons why pessi isn’t finished. Ronaldo at 35 was conquering Seriea while pessi couldn’t even do it in a easier league our “poat” is sadly finished 👻😭soon he’s turning 36. We can all agree my idol frionel pessi is finished sadly 😂
imo no player had that much of an impact in that game as Bernardo Silva had, the footwork, the pass accuracy and conversions were far better than anyone else in the team
The fact is Penaldo Fan boys can't accept the truth that Messi won all honors and titles by the age 35 and went Miami enjoy his Life,while their idol have to hustle for wc and more ballon d'or than messi by the age 35😢
And many years later when people talk about messi everyone will take him as a 🐐, when they talk about penaldo he just a normal player. Like Michael Jordan and isiah thomas
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I went out on a date with my gf and after we finished eating she told me that our relation is penaldo. Eyes ran down my face as I realised that our relationship is finished. I tried to write the cheque for the bill but realised that my PEN also got stolen. Shame on you pendu!! 🤬
The inter players were fooled by calls that it was handball then rodrigo was free to shoot
I think Grealish learn that begging from pendu becouse this is how he begs for pens 😭.
What about pessi 🤣 ?
what does penaldo have the most of
1. world cups
2. world cup ko goals
3. non rigged ucls
4. alive fathers
Answer none of any of them hes finished
Today my father asked me to clean his car for him and so I spent the whole morning doing it. After some time, I went back inside and my father asked me how was the car looking. “RONALDO” I just replied. He just smiled and nodded. He knew that it was washed.
if that was pendu he would smash his phone and scream for penalty
I was soo happy! Cristiano Ronaldo accepted my invitation to come to my house! He arrived in his Lamborghini Gallardo but something tragic happened! I asked him whether he wanted Garlic Tea or Normal Tea but he said Penal tea which I didnt have unfortunately because of that he left early. Shame on you penaldo for wasting my time and ruining my day
I can’t think of any logically statically mathematically reasons why pessi isn’t finished. Ronaldo at 35 was conquering Seriea while pessi couldn’t even do it in a easier league our “poat” is sadly finished 👻😭soon he’s turning 36. We can all agree my idol frionel pessi is finished sadly 😂
penalty for Pristiano Penaldo Tapinaldo Divenaldo Benchnaldo Wwenaldo Crynaldo Camelnaldo Pussinaldo😂😂
imo no player had that much of an impact in that game as Bernardo Silva had, the footwork, the pass accuracy and conversions were far better than anyone else in the team
Ayo what does this have to do with Ronaldo
But man u players did not beg my idolo penaldoggy to not leave
We got some creative folks with making names…man😂
The fact is Penaldo Fan boys can't accept the truth that Messi won all honors and titles by the age 35 and went Miami enjoy his Life,while their idol have to hustle for wc and more ballon d'or than messi by the age 35😢
And many years later when people talk about messi everyone will take him as a 🐐, when they talk about penaldo he just a normal player. Like Michael Jordan and isiah thomas
My first impression about him (bernardo) was like.. "messi..??", Then how lucky mancity are to have him.
Alcohol was Manchester City first priority after winning the tribble.. this coming season it will be dead end to the Manchester City club..
Silva* .. not Silfa, you clown. Go back to school and learn correct pronunciation
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