Georgina had been craving for intimacy since pendu🐫 joined the amatuer habibi league.. On a Sunday, pendu came home after milking his fellow camels🐫🐪 and gave his mate what she wanted.. Still, georgina felt like pendu was hiding something. So, the next day georgina visited piers and asked his permission to plant a hidden camera on penaldo's therapy session the next day. Piers refused the idea of hidden cams(to avoid leaked visuals), further negotiated with gio and finally landed at letting her place a hidden microphone on the therapy session. As the day of therapy arrived; Geo, her kids and their friends listened to the session real-time from their home. It was " Letter Tuesday " and, penaldo🐫 and daddy morgan were playing First Thing That Comes To Mind .. Meanwhile, at home, georgina and the kids were taking guesses on what comes to their daddy's mind when he hears each letter/alphabet.(when piers asked what's the first thing that comes to pendu's mind when he hears letter 'P' they all correctly guessed P for Penalty ) When it came to the letter 'S'; all of pendu's children guessed that he would say "SIUUUU!" ; cristiano jr's friend Mateo Messi who had come for a sleepover bet £50 that pendu🐫 would say "Statpad" ; georgina too looked curious to know.. They all listened closely……
He said "SEX".. Though the kids were disappointed, Georgina found that to be very sweet of him. Little does she know that pendu🐫 may have meant SEX with daddy morgana. That was sooo close from pendu🐫! A getaway so close that it was as close as he can get to winning the wc..
Shame on u pendu for not letting ur gio know that there is no future in her relationship with you😡😡 piuuu🐫🐫
Dear penaldo, In your prime you used to be a headline-maker with that "the best goal i ever see" against juventus, that freekck against spain in wc.. I know u havent been at your best lately and the last time u made a headline was against atletico in the ucl.. But breaking a kid's phone just to be in BREAKING NEWS is so shameless.. Why do u have to be so literal😭😭 shame on u pendu🐪😡😡
Once I went to watch a match in pentugol it was between penaldo and his kids the Refree was Georgina(his wife) mpaypal and igayspeed were also there the match begin and his kids scored 2 goals in first 10 minutes and during when match was about to end penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties his wife declined and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them ) but won 3-2. Shame on u penaldo 😠😠😠
Read full: "I told Pristiano to go and destroy al kebab. It was half time and Pristiano was losing. I told him to do what he did when he was in Real Madrid & destroy al kebab. After some time I saw Pristiano Destroying a construction worker from al kebab using his doggy moves. Poor guy & Shame on you Pristiano Penaldo. "
I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PP7 ( prestiano penaldo 7 ) perfume to smell good. As I put on the perfume my skin started to turn invisible! I then realized the perfume had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you Penaldo 😠😠 for ruining my date ..
I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty”
That’s when Penaldo asked “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.
The "best player in the word" -destroyed man u and ghosted in europa league -didnt make it to champions league semi final without offside goal and papa perez money -destroyed al naasar making them lose all the cup This is the incredibile highlights of the best player pristiano penaldum🐪🐪🐪😁😁😁😁
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Georgina had been craving for intimacy since pendu🐫 joined the amatuer habibi league.. On a Sunday, pendu came home after milking his fellow camels🐫🐪 and gave his mate what she wanted.. Still, georgina felt like pendu was hiding something.
So, the next day georgina visited piers and asked his permission to plant a hidden camera on penaldo's therapy session the next day. Piers refused the idea of hidden cams(to avoid leaked visuals), further negotiated with gio and finally landed at letting her place a hidden microphone on the therapy session.
As the day of therapy arrived; Geo, her kids and their friends listened to the session real-time from their home. It was " Letter Tuesday " and, penaldo🐫 and daddy morgan were playing First Thing That Comes To Mind .. Meanwhile, at home, georgina and the kids were taking guesses on what comes to their daddy's mind when he hears each letter/alphabet.(when piers asked what's the first thing that comes to pendu's mind when he hears letter 'P' they all correctly guessed P for Penalty )
When it came to the letter 'S'; all of pendu's children guessed that he would say "SIUUUU!" ; cristiano jr's friend Mateo Messi who had come for a sleepover bet £50 that pendu🐫 would say "Statpad" ; georgina too looked curious to know.. They all listened closely……
He said "SEX".. Though the kids were disappointed, Georgina found that to be very sweet of him. Little does she know that pendu🐫 may have meant SEX with daddy morgana.
That was sooo close from pendu🐫! A getaway so close that it was as close as he can get to winning the wc..
Shame on u pendu for not letting ur gio know that there is no future in her relationship with you😡😡 piuuu🐫🐫
Dear penaldo,
In your prime you used to be a headline-maker with that "the best goal i ever see" against juventus, that freekck against spain in wc.. I know u havent been at your best lately and the last time u made a headline was against atletico in the ucl.. But breaking a kid's phone just to be in BREAKING NEWS is so shameless..
Why do u have to be so literal😭😭 shame on u pendu🐪😡😡
Richalison 1 world cup knockout stage goal in his 1st world cup while my finished idol 🐫 has 0 world cup knockout goal contributions in 5 world cup😡
This is not pessi news
Penaldo finished 🗑️🗑️
Once I went to watch a match in pentugol it was between penaldo and his kids the Refree was Georgina(his wife) mpaypal and igayspeed were also there the match begin and his kids scored 2 goals in first 10 minutes and during when match was about to end penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties his wife declined and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them ) but won 3-2. Shame on u penaldo
😠😠😠
Read full:
"I told Pristiano to go and destroy al kebab. It was half time and Pristiano was losing. I told him to do what he did when he was in Real Madrid & destroy al kebab.
After some time I saw Pristiano Destroying a construction worker from al kebab using his doggy moves. Poor guy & Shame on you Pristiano Penaldo. "
I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PP7 ( prestiano penaldo 7 ) perfume to smell good. As I put on the perfume my skin started to turn invisible! I then realized the perfume had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you Penaldo 😠😠 for ruining my date ..
I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty”
That’s when Penaldo asked “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.
Shame on you penaldo 😠😠
Fact to be told …
– tate andrew one of our penaldog … Creates multiple accounts so that he could like his own comment and reply his own comment ..
That dog got no shame …
He thinks that he can fool us .. but hes also our dog he can't escape from us ..😭😭
Tate andrew we owned you
Prestiano penaldo
Achievements
0 real int trophies
0 real ucl
0 deserve ballondor
0 not stolen golden boots
0 real pendu fans
0 peoples who really cares about him …
5 rigged corrupt ucl
5 undeserved stolen ballondor
1 cheap trophy call nation cup ..
Brought juventus to europa ..
Pendu finished 😭😭
Not even top 50 in my book
5 reason why Penaldo is better than Pele:
Thanks for watching! 😂😹 Penaldo is finished!
Ok but how does this explain why Pristiano Penaldo has 0 goals outside of tap ins and pens? Better than Milik? Not in my books PIUUU 🐪
Penaldo 🐪 vs Maguire 🐐
1..2..3.. GO
Better Goals
Maguire
Finished
Penaldo
Tap In superhero
Penaldo
Better official theme song
Maguire
Better at destoying Penchester Penited
Maguire
Stolen Ball O' Dors
Penaldo
Better goalscorer
Maguire
More non rigged cups
Maguire
Cooler
Maguire
Better Fanbase
Maguire
Ghost of all time
Penaldo
More WC knockout stage goal
Maguire
Funnier
Maguire
Free point
Maguire
Penaldo 4-10 Maguire
Maguire wins 🐐
Pessi dog food brands:
Gangda RONALDO
Cotton pick
Dan(w merchant)
Fifa broski
Aman
Syed Ali
All dog food for fifa 🤓😂
No Pessidoggy post 😂, after he got owned in Ligue one doll shopkeepers
This post still doesn't explain how pessi isn't finished!
Vargentina's new record: Most penalties awarded to a team in a WC Campain [5 penalties in 7 games]
The "best player in the word"
-destroyed man u and ghosted in europa league
-didnt make it to champions league semi final without offside goal and papa perez money
-destroyed al naasar making them lose all the cup
This is the incredibile highlights of the best player pristiano penaldum🐪🐪🐪😁😁😁😁
Why you take you shirt too early ?? You think you won ? 😂😂😂
Messi Greatest of all time 🐐
This post is about Arnold and Richarlison. What is with the toxicity against Ronaldo
Finally richalison has levelled his score with Alisson 🗿
What reaction?