Is Luka Modric The GREATEST Ever Midfielder?

FUG and undercover racism combined – an individual was chosen as 'the Jock', they would get a 10 second headstart and then a hoard of boys would hunt them down. Once captured the Jock is carried to the closest sturdy metal pole, the jocks legs were spread either side of the pole and with the hoard equally distributed on each leg, they would pull as hard as they can until the Jock could take no more.

Im not sure if we ever caused any permanent damage? Not proud.

Jim, completely off topic. I happened to scroll tiktok while listening to the pod and Peter crouch popped up with his podcast with his wife.. I've seen them on my screen multiple times but everytime I go "How's he done that then?".. just a thought

I actually felt James pain when i saw the QPR 6-1 score the other day, be lying if i said i didn’t laugh though 🤣

Generational the way I always used it growing up was meant to me the best, or best few, players from a few decades. It’s like the shortlist for the final All Time Great list.

Not really a fucked up game but one time at my school some Year 11s nailed two fence posts together in a + shape and put one of the posts through the loops of a year 7 kids backpack. They then put his arms back through his backpack loops and literally crucified the poor kid.

Things we did at school – there was a strange garage like shutter door outside our science block and we used to fight each other to not get locked inside, whoever was unlucky enough to end up locked in then got drinks sprayed and spat at through this middle hole, but weird really

We had a game called Punches, you'd literally just take turns punching each other until someone gave up and the only rule was you couldn't punch someone in the face.

I'd say generational would mean they are so good that when future fans/pundits talk about this period they'll almost certainly be brought up.

Shearer in the 90s, Bobby Moore in the 60s, Ronaldinho in the 00s & obviously Messi & CR7 (among others) all players who's reputation will never die despite how much time passes.

School games The 99 which involved 99 scratches of a pencil on the same spot of ur hand can still faintly see the scar left behind Irish primary school 😁

It was King Kenny who layed the flowers

hey James… one must beware hubris when talking about Birmingham…

Worst chat up line: i had a mate going to uni and managed to go back a girls room in halls with another clingy mate that would take the hint to leave. Struggling for chat he grabbed a stuffed toy on her bed of a crab and handed it to her and said "you've got crabs."

Both of them was asked to leave shortly after.

Jame youtube new guidlines mean you can actualy swear now mate . So when qpr go down you can go fucking crazy moments after

Fucked up games: not so much a game but I felt like I had to share this abomination of a story from school. Our bathrooms had those old hand dryers where it’s like a box on the wall with a cylindrical opening that the air shoots out of. You could spin the air shoot around so that it faces upwards and it was often fun to fire toilet paper out of it. However, one day some kid decided to spin the air shoot upwards and take a hideous shit inside before spinning it back around. The worst bit was, you had to wave your hands under the air shoot for the sensor to begin blowing air. So naturally, the poor unsuspecting victim waved his freshly cleaned hands under the shoot and received a splattering of feces at a considerable rate of knots. And so the trend was born. People began targeting every hand dryer in the school, even the ones in the girls and staff bathrooms, resulting in a period of about two months in my third year where the whole school lived in fear of washing their hands. It was a regular sight to see some poor girl crying coming out of the bathroom covered in shit. Naturally, an emergency assembly was called where the principal vowed to “expose the poo bandits”. Unfortunately for the principal, the title of being a poo bandit then became a fashionable title to hold and the poo bandits began to target peoples lockers and PE bags. I was wise beyond my years and avoided falling victim but simply sanitising my hands after going to the bathroom

He could be a graphic designer and hes doing a project that has a spaceship in it?

Palace got to be around 12th . The lead somehow are consistently leaders of the bottom of the table teams and it makes their seasons so boring to watch