[Currys] – 🚨EXCL: Liverpool pursuing deal to sign Phil from Brighton Currys. No agreement yet for the 34 year old Shift Manager but talks ongoing. #LFC� confident on reaching personal terms but #Currys do not want to sell without a replacement @TheAthleticFC

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    1. Just been informed Curry’s has rebuffed LFCs approach. They deem Phil to be a vital part of their team due to his leadership qualities going into the season.

    2. AzorAhaiReturned on

      If I see this guy cut in from the TVs to sell one more Fridge I’m gonna lose my goddamn mind

    3. Who had ‘Liverpool’s transfer window dunked on by Curry’s on Twitter’ on their bingo card?

    4. Significant-Roll-138 on

      I’ve seen his YouTube reel and he’s probably the best baller I’ve ever seen, been saying we need him for ages.

    5. CharlieBrownEyes on

      This is how the story goes. Will bid 40 mil for him. They’re holding out for 100 mil. When Steve left for McDonald’s last week for 80 mil, a precedent was set as Phil is valued more than Steve was.

    6. Big-Cockroach-4679 on

      If you think £80m for Phil is bad, wait until they introduce the product insurance for him.
      Only £5m a month and you can cancel it anytime, but only if you can guess the correct phone number.

    7. Admirable_Mood_9926 on

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      Corporations taking the piss out of us in social media

    8. Delicious-Piece-9708 on

      Could’ve had him when he was coming up at Aldi’s but we waited too late as usual. 

    9. Green-Foundation-702 on

      This is hilarious but also emblematic of how much of a joke we are right now.

    10. ARealGreatGuy on

      Top tier banter. When this shit happens you know the club is REALLY taking the piss with how slow and obvious their moves have been.