From supposedly turning down £22m the day before the injury to the fact that they’re now totally reliant on a noticeably overweight Lawrence Shankland.
jobbymuncher123 on
Some cunts cursed the bears, only explanation

rmb1888 on

Hyndstein_97 on
How many Rangers managers is he out for?
ElCaminoInTheWest on
Suffering fuck. Shall we just write this season off?
mikeydoc96 on
I cannot wait for SSB tonight. It is going to be peak listening
Kolo_ToureHH on
Should’ve taken the mythical money.
methylated_spirit on
Gone from a player I thought was absolute garbage and would never make it, to our best player, our most valuable asset, and of course, now he’s out for the season and at major risk of recurring injuries when he comes back. Speedy recovery, big man. Shankland and Naderi will really need to step up, and I don’t think they have it in them.
OneIsOneTwoIsAFew on

Key_Butterscotch1009 on
Turning down £22m and getting crocked for the rest of the season shows the banter years are never going away.
think of how many useless diddies you could have bought with that money
SatisfactionIll8468 on
We must protect Braga from the pillaging bears

Commercial-Stick-718 on
Horrible injury
Outside-Advice4645 on
And btw. Robbie Ure to Sevilla for £5.5m. They would have had an other £16.5m to spend on the team 🥲
stinkus_mcdiddle on
I want to say you couldn’t write this but you absolutely could
PocketDigestives on
The only reason I can think of that they didn’t sell him that makes any sense is they wanted more to try and recoup some of the spending over this and last season and it doesn’t look like Raskin is going anywhere. I’ve not seen any Rangers players moving on for significant fees and I’m wondering if they’re questioning how good an investment this might’ve been so pushed for a higher value to try and get something back. Honestly cannot see how the valued him any higher, he’s good but not 20+ million good.
coleymoleyroley on
He’ll not even be back to his ‘best’ until Christmas 2027.
ShortsWithNoPockets on
Rumor has it Rommens out for 6-8 weeks as well.
Shoot me please
dheidshot on
That’s what happens when you build Ibrox on an ancient pictish burial ground
fike88 on
Knew it would be his ACL. Any time you see a player land weird like that and throw his hand up immediately, it’s their ACL
Rare-Designer-1008 on
Hiw much Human monies do we need to pay Danhousen to life the curse like he did for the Knicks
Pandyjambo on
Shame for the player but won’t pretend I’m not taking great delight in every bit of misfortune for that rat infested club 🐀
DemonicTruth on
Funny. Not for him, thats a rough one. Funny for Rangers though.
Sechzehn6861 on
Feel the for guy. It looked like he knew straight away and just lay there. Poor fucker.
fike88 on
Would rangers like Balikwisha on loan?
AldronicusRex on
Looked like a bad one.
boris-for-PM-2019 on
Worst bit is, he did it whilst making a challenge he didn’t really need to make.
StylanPetrov on
Rangers fans at the start of every new season after believing the banter years are finally behind them

Hot_Recognition_5071 on
gutted for him as he seems to perform quite well on his day, but honestly written in the stars as soon as the bid was rejected
like-humans-do on
Gotta feel bad for the guy, potentially getting a lifechanging sum of money from his transfer fee to potentially ending his career in less than a week.
Educational_Skirt_81 on
I suppose timing wise it is optimal given they can sign a replacement. But it’s a big blow.
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We are cursed, it’s the only explanation.
Fucking kill me
Disastrous on so many levels for Rangers.
From supposedly turning down £22m the day before the injury to the fact that they’re now totally reliant on a noticeably overweight Lawrence Shankland.
Some cunts cursed the bears, only explanation


How many Rangers managers is he out for?
Suffering fuck. Shall we just write this season off?
I cannot wait for SSB tonight. It is going to be peak listening
Should’ve taken the mythical money.
Gone from a player I thought was absolute garbage and would never make it, to our best player, our most valuable asset, and of course, now he’s out for the season and at major risk of recurring injuries when he comes back. Speedy recovery, big man. Shankland and Naderi will really need to step up, and I don’t think they have it in them.

Turning down £22m and getting crocked for the rest of the season shows the banter years are never going away.
It will be like a new signing once he is back
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Lol
think of how many useless diddies you could have bought with that money
We must protect Braga from the pillaging bears

Horrible injury
And btw. Robbie Ure to Sevilla for £5.5m. They would have had an other £16.5m to spend on the team 🥲
I want to say you couldn’t write this but you absolutely could
The only reason I can think of that they didn’t sell him that makes any sense is they wanted more to try and recoup some of the spending over this and last season and it doesn’t look like Raskin is going anywhere. I’ve not seen any Rangers players moving on for significant fees and I’m wondering if they’re questioning how good an investment this might’ve been so pushed for a higher value to try and get something back. Honestly cannot see how the valued him any higher, he’s good but not 20+ million good.
He’ll not even be back to his ‘best’ until Christmas 2027.
Rumor has it Rommens out for 6-8 weeks as well.
Shoot me please
That’s what happens when you build Ibrox on an ancient pictish burial ground
Knew it would be his ACL. Any time you see a player land weird like that and throw his hand up immediately, it’s their ACL
Hiw much Human monies do we need to pay Danhousen to life the curse like he did for the Knicks
Shame for the player but won’t pretend I’m not taking great delight in every bit of misfortune for that rat infested club 🐀
Funny. Not for him, thats a rough one. Funny for Rangers though.
Feel the for guy. It looked like he knew straight away and just lay there. Poor fucker.
Would rangers like Balikwisha on loan?
Looked like a bad one.
Worst bit is, he did it whilst making a challenge he didn’t really need to make.
Rangers fans at the start of every new season after believing the banter years are finally behind them

gutted for him as he seems to perform quite well on his day, but honestly written in the stars as soon as the bid was rejected
Gotta feel bad for the guy, potentially getting a lifechanging sum of money from his transfer fee to potentially ending his career in less than a week.
I suppose timing wise it is optimal given they can sign a replacement. But it’s a big blow.
Awful news – Best wishes to Chermiti
Loan deal for Oli McBurnie imminent xD
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Rangers must have made some deal with Satan to win that covid title, genuinely cursed since then
I hope he is Chermitted to his recovery
He is going to be out for several managers with that.
chermiti miti bang bang