Alright so table goes as follows using the formula shown: (S*F)*(Y/M)
S = Stadium name translated into clubs most recent manager from outside UK, in that countries native language then given a scrabble score.
F = The Standard Deviation of the first name of every player currently in that club's squad (according to transfermarkt).
Y = The distance using the measure tool on Google Maps from the stadium to a yellow major road on Google Maps.
M = The distance to the nearest McDonald's by road.
Distances measured in Kilometres.
Falkirk given Scottish cup out of sympathy on having a negative Standard Deviation.
Livingston given League cup due to being screwed over by McDonald's as the walking distance is 3X less than the driving distance (550m).
by Hot_Recognition_5071
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That’s not how you spell ‘The Home of the Set Fare Arena’
Ah finally, a real metric, none of this “3 points per win” nonsense
I’m too stupid to understand it but I admire the work put into it.