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Vivid_Emergency_360 on March 5, 2026 5:50 pm Thats rediculous. Unacceptable. What if he kills somebody driving so fast. So careless
biff444444 on March 5, 2026 5:53 pm Maybe he was trying to catch Eze or Guehi for one last heart to heart conversation before they got to their new clubs.
SnooCapers938 on March 5, 2026 5:57 pm I just hope it doesn’t distract him from the crucial task of beating Tottenham tonight
gelliant_gutfright on March 5, 2026 6:01 pm I’ve got a clean licence. Your’s is dirty. You’ve got six points. I’ve got two…points.
EagleMulligans on March 5, 2026 6:11 pm Given the way Germans follow rules that is genuinely surprising.
TheBaggyDapper on March 5, 2026 6:22 pm Say what you like about Arne Slot but I can’t see him getting banned for speeding offences.
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Can this guy get any more dislikable?
Thats rediculous. Unacceptable. What if he kills somebody driving so fast. So careless
rookie numbers to Fofana
*Desperately* trying to get fired 🤣
Maybe he was trying to catch Eze or Guehi for one last heart to heart conversation before they got to their new clubs.
Oliver Fastner
I just hope it doesn’t distract him from the crucial task of beating Tottenham tonight
Twat
Trying to get away from selhurst park.
With his face like a traumatised dinner lady.
I’ve got a clean licence. Your’s is dirty. You’ve got six points. I’ve got two…points.
So he and Fofana are mates?
The only way this manager is getting points nowadays
Given the way Germans follow rules that is genuinely surprising.
Just wants points, gotta avoid the drop
Say what you like about Arne Slot but I can’t see him getting banned for speeding offences.
Wrong kind of points Oliver
🤦♂️
Can’t manage AND can’t drive.