Tonight J Rod is going to deliver like he's got 5 stars on deliveroo.
Our team is greet and we are a prem side, tonight they're going to Make a statement.
I literally cannot lose.
(I'm fine, I don't have a problem, this is a bit of undue fun)
by MisterMacaque
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I apologise sir, you are £50 down.
I admire the optimism but Jarrod hasn’t looked up to scoring 2 in awhile, let alone 3.
Are people like you trying to jinx us tonight or something?
Swear he’s never scored a hatty for us ever 🤣 I love the optimism though!
Should’ve requested the stakes for them all to be overhead kicks
Nah mate, I’ll lose. I’m not lay betting that. It’s a guaranteed hat trick.
Just to make you feel better, Bowen hasn’t scored in the last 4 visits to Craven Cottage.
I can’t knock your optimism 😁👍