See my post, I’ve ran it through my model until the end of the year. Fuck it, I’ll just copy it in here.
This will be downvoted to oblivion, but at this point , who cares, etiquette has gone.
Anyways, here is how the data I’ve ran with comes out (and no, I’m not just predicting this off my own back).
Table prediction below 👇👇👇👇⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
Brentford 7th 55 points
Fulham 8th 55 points
Everton 9th 50 points
Bournemouth 10th 49 points
Tottenham 11th 48 points
Brighton 12th 47 points
NUFC 13th 46 points
Sunderland 14th 45 points.
EDITS: 💀💀💀💀 IF YOU BELIEVE MY DATA TO BE WILDLY INACCURATE, I’M OPEN TO DISCUSSION INSTEAD OF INSULTS. TELL ME WHERE YOU BELIEVE WE ARE GETTING A LARGE AMOUNT IF POINTS FROM.
AS PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MESSAGING ME SLANDERING ME AS NOT A REAL FAN OR “NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE” I HAVE UPDATED THE POST WITH A GAME BY GAME BREAKDOWN.
Breakdown of how the data got there is below: 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
NUFC vs Brentford 1 Point ⚽️
Tottenham vs NUFC 0 Points (data shows 0.48 points but like I said, I’m rounding down or up depending on the figure given) ⚽️
Man City vs NUFC 0 points ⚽️
NUFC vs Everton 1 point ⚽️
NUFC vs Man United 1 Point ( I disagree here with the data and I think we win this, but I’m running with what my model tells me) ⚽️
Chelsea vs NUFC 0 points⚽️
NUFC vs Sunderland 1 Point ⚽️
Crystal Palace vs NUFC 1 Point (Another one I disagree with, I think we lose this as it’s away and in London)⚽️
NUFC vs Bournemouth 3 Points ⚽️
Arsenal vs NUFC 0 Points⚽️
NUFC vs Brighton 1 Point ⚽️
Notts Forest vs NUFC 1 Point (This one is like West Ham, the variable could change hugely depending if they are in a relegation scrap or are safe, this one could change the most for me)⚽️
NUFC vs West Ham 3 Points (Again, like the Forest game, this one could swing from 1 to 3 very easily, depending on West Ham’s status. If they need a win to keep fighting relegation and we are just say mistake with nothing left to fight for, this could change. Conversely if we need to win this for Europa league, could also change, I would run the model again for this game and the Forest game closer to the time so the variables could be updated to depict more accuracy) ⚽️
Fulham vs Newcastle 0 Points⚽️
AGAIN, BEFORE PEOPLE REACT LIKE I’M SAYING THIS WILL HAPPEN/I HOPE IT DOES….
THIS IS DATA DRIVEN USNG VARIABLES THAT WE KNOW HAVE OCCURED THUS FAR DURING THE SEASON, I AM NOT CLAIMING TO BE ABLE TO PREDICT THE FUTURE.
I will say though, I don’t think it’s far off what will happen, barring some sort of miraculous turnaround. 😟😟😟😟
massivedoghead on
CL glory. Tears in the league and cup
Griffithsjames88 on
Think we’ll win every game apart from city and Villa.
big_beats on
We haven’t won a game without Bruno since he joined. I expect this trend to continue
FungalEgoDeath on
All winnable except city. They have our number
PitifulElk1988 on
Draw against Brentford and qarabag. Win against Qarabag. Lose the rest.
Putrid-Impact8999 on
7 wins.
turnipofficer on
Home – Brentford: 2-2 (DRAW)
Spurs – Away: Fuck it 1-6 with a Wissa hat trick (WIN)
Villa – Away: 4-0 (LOSS)
Qarabag – Away: 2-3 (WIN)
City – Away: 4-2, We lead until the last 30 minutes but let in two sloppy goals and a worldie (LOSS)
Home – Qarabag: 5-0 (WIN)
Home – Everton: We sometimes struggle vs Everton. I’ll go for a 3-1 (WIN) but it could easily be a loss at home too.
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My thougts:
Brentford – Win
Spurs – Lose
Villa – Lose
Qarabag – Win
City – Lose
Qarabag – Win
Everton – Win
**6/12 points in the Prem**
**knocked out of FA Cup**
**Progress to next round of UCL**
Beat qarabag twice and lose the rest
We might get a result at home to Qarabag.
Well we’ve gotta win sometimes
WWLWLWW
Misery… But hoping for the best.
4 wins and 3 losses.
See my post, I’ve ran it through my model until the end of the year. Fuck it, I’ll just copy it in here.
This will be downvoted to oblivion, but at this point , who cares, etiquette has gone.
Anyways, here is how the data I’ve ran with comes out (and no, I’m not just predicting this off my own back).
Table prediction below 👇👇👇👇⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
Brentford 7th 55 points
Fulham 8th 55 points
Everton 9th 50 points
Bournemouth 10th 49 points
Tottenham 11th 48 points
Brighton 12th 47 points
NUFC 13th 46 points
Sunderland 14th 45 points.
EDITS: 💀💀💀💀 IF YOU BELIEVE MY DATA TO BE WILDLY INACCURATE, I’M OPEN TO DISCUSSION INSTEAD OF INSULTS. TELL ME WHERE YOU BELIEVE WE ARE GETTING A LARGE AMOUNT IF POINTS FROM.
AS PEOPLE HAVE BEEN MESSAGING ME SLANDERING ME AS NOT A REAL FAN OR “NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE” I HAVE UPDATED THE POST WITH A GAME BY GAME BREAKDOWN.
Breakdown of how the data got there is below: 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
NUFC vs Brentford 1 Point ⚽️
Tottenham vs NUFC 0 Points (data shows 0.48 points but like I said, I’m rounding down or up depending on the figure given) ⚽️
Man City vs NUFC 0 points ⚽️
NUFC vs Everton 1 point ⚽️
NUFC vs Man United 1 Point ( I disagree here with the data and I think we win this, but I’m running with what my model tells me) ⚽️
Chelsea vs NUFC 0 points⚽️
NUFC vs Sunderland 1 Point ⚽️
Crystal Palace vs NUFC 1 Point (Another one I disagree with, I think we lose this as it’s away and in London)⚽️
NUFC vs Bournemouth 3 Points ⚽️
Arsenal vs NUFC 0 Points⚽️
NUFC vs Brighton 1 Point ⚽️
Notts Forest vs NUFC 1 Point (This one is like West Ham, the variable could change hugely depending if they are in a relegation scrap or are safe, this one could change the most for me)⚽️
NUFC vs West Ham 3 Points (Again, like the Forest game, this one could swing from 1 to 3 very easily, depending on West Ham’s status. If they need a win to keep fighting relegation and we are just say mistake with nothing left to fight for, this could change. Conversely if we need to win this for Europa league, could also change, I would run the model again for this game and the Forest game closer to the time so the variables could be updated to depict more accuracy) ⚽️
Fulham vs Newcastle 0 Points⚽️
AGAIN, BEFORE PEOPLE REACT LIKE I’M SAYING THIS WILL HAPPEN/I HOPE IT DOES….
THIS IS DATA DRIVEN USNG VARIABLES THAT WE KNOW HAVE OCCURED THUS FAR DURING THE SEASON, I AM NOT CLAIMING TO BE ABLE TO PREDICT THE FUTURE.
I will say though, I don’t think it’s far off what will happen, barring some sort of miraculous turnaround. 😟😟😟😟
CL glory. Tears in the league and cup
Think we’ll win every game apart from city and Villa.
We haven’t won a game without Bruno since he joined. I expect this trend to continue
All winnable except city. They have our number
Draw against Brentford and qarabag. Win against Qarabag. Lose the rest.
7 wins.
Home – Brentford: 2-2 (DRAW)
Spurs – Away: Fuck it 1-6 with a Wissa hat trick (WIN)
Villa – Away: 4-0 (LOSS)
Qarabag – Away: 2-3 (WIN)
City – Away: 4-2, We lead until the last 30 minutes but let in two sloppy goals and a worldie (LOSS)
Home – Qarabag: 5-0 (WIN)
Home – Everton: We sometimes struggle vs Everton. I’ll go for a 3-1 (WIN) but it could easily be a loss at home too.
WLWWLWD