Newcastle United’s pass completion rate in the first half against Wolves (94%) was the highest by any team in a half of football in the Premier League without recording a shot on target (on record since 2003-04). (Opta Joe)
Newcastle United’s pass completion rate in the first half against Wolves (94%) was the highest by any team in a half of football in the Premier League without recording a shot on target (on record since 2003-04). (Opta Joe)
Boring pass wide-back-sideways-back-forward-sideways-back…….. More risk, more shots outside of the box… You dont have to be Villa to have positive things come from outside box shots… Big chance of deflection or corner.
We dont have dribblers to break low block… So risk-passing and risk-crossing, plus shooting outside the box are very viable options, no??
ArnoldViniick on
We think before we pass every time. Why? Just make the easy and obvious progressive pass and then the next and they wont have time to get 10 men behind the ball.
Eel_Why on
You’ll never sing that
MarshalOverflow on
Coz our attack is shite.
MrLuchador on
Sudarshan Gopaladesikan will be pleased with that stat!
RobbieGee88 on
Foreplay without a happy ending, fucking pointless
JackAndrewThorne on
Safe, boring football that gets you nowhere. Forget intensity. That’s our new identity.
Theydontlikeitupthem on
All any team has to do is allow us the ball and wait for a counter, all we’ll do is pass is across the 25yard line left to right then right to left then left to right, then lose the ball.
Going by this stat we play 19 dead end passes and lose the 20th, 95% success.
Sampdiago on
Is it woltermade and Wissa are not the ones or does the team not provide enough chances?
SchoolboyChaddie on
If you had to take a shot every time we passed sideways or to the back. Don’t think you would’ve made it til the final whistle
AimeLeonDon1 on
Do we get a trophy for that?
honkballs on
The thing about Newcastle is they always try to pass it in.
Adventurous_Week_698 on
Playing safe and conserving energy. Nobody wants to take the risk and lose it because it means a 60m+ sprint to get back and defend the counter. We just haven’t got much in our locker vs a low block.
XombeeFunk on
We are practically Eddie Howes Bournemouth now, looks pretty at times but little to no substance beyond the surface.
Favoritism running riot too Gordon stealing a living, Tonali and Big Joe well off form but are first names on the team sheet. The system feels like it’s completely set up for Gordon and Barnes to get the goals with how narrow they become at times.
This one touch million inconsequential passes seems to be the only way he want to play.
Maybe he needs to move on in the summer because it’s not just the players who are far too comfortable now, Howe is probably the most guilty one of that right now.
Ambrose2002 on
But howe shouldn’t be sacked though right happy clapper?
guysecretan on
The bluest of balls
Celestial_Waste on
Sounds about right.
justmadman on
Do we get an extra point for that?
SinglePhotograph6785 on
Great news. I forgot possession stats count towards Europe!
Dazzling-Leader-524 on
Love stats like this, and I can already imagine Howe vs Ryder based on this stat. After actually watching the game, that stat is like buying a Wagyu steak and microwaving it.
No_Macaroon_5928 on
That bald fraud really fucked up football.
reiveroftheborder on
So proud… and then you whip that rug from right under me! A lot of the passing is just fannying about at the back
Emotional_Space_9967 on
i know arsenal fans are a different breed but they’re 7 points clear and the top and many of them are ARTETA OUT because they’re playing boring football. we’re shit AND boring. surely howe has to be under some scrutiny. im not saying sack him in the middle of the season.
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Kick me whilst I’m down aye?
🥳🎉🎊👏🍾
We are proper dribbling shits
Boring pass wide-back-sideways-back-forward-sideways-back…….. More risk, more shots outside of the box… You dont have to be Villa to have positive things come from outside box shots… Big chance of deflection or corner.
We dont have dribblers to break low block… So risk-passing and risk-crossing, plus shooting outside the box are very viable options, no??
We think before we pass every time. Why? Just make the easy and obvious progressive pass and then the next and they wont have time to get 10 men behind the ball.
You’ll never sing that
Coz our attack is shite.
Sudarshan Gopaladesikan will be pleased with that stat!
Foreplay without a happy ending, fucking pointless
Safe, boring football that gets you nowhere. Forget intensity. That’s our new identity.
All any team has to do is allow us the ball and wait for a counter, all we’ll do is pass is across the 25yard line left to right then right to left then left to right, then lose the ball.
Going by this stat we play 19 dead end passes and lose the 20th, 95% success.
Is it woltermade and Wissa are not the ones or does the team not provide enough chances?
If you had to take a shot every time we passed sideways or to the back. Don’t think you would’ve made it til the final whistle
Do we get a trophy for that?
The thing about Newcastle is they always try to pass it in.
Playing safe and conserving energy. Nobody wants to take the risk and lose it because it means a 60m+ sprint to get back and defend the counter. We just haven’t got much in our locker vs a low block.
We are practically Eddie Howes Bournemouth now, looks pretty at times but little to no substance beyond the surface.
Favoritism running riot too Gordon stealing a living, Tonali and Big Joe well off form but are first names on the team sheet. The system feels like it’s completely set up for Gordon and Barnes to get the goals with how narrow they become at times.
This one touch million inconsequential passes seems to be the only way he want to play.
Maybe he needs to move on in the summer because it’s not just the players who are far too comfortable now, Howe is probably the most guilty one of that right now.
But howe shouldn’t be sacked though right happy clapper?
The bluest of balls
Sounds about right.
Do we get an extra point for that?
Great news. I forgot possession stats count towards Europe!
Love stats like this, and I can already imagine Howe vs Ryder based on this stat. After actually watching the game, that stat is like buying a Wagyu steak and microwaving it.
That bald fraud really fucked up football.
So proud… and then you whip that rug from right under me! A lot of the passing is just fannying about at the back
i know arsenal fans are a different breed but they’re 7 points clear and the top and many of them are ARTETA OUT because they’re playing boring football. we’re shit AND boring. surely howe has to be under some scrutiny. im not saying sack him in the middle of the season.
unless…
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