I don’t personally understand signing two strikers when we need a left winger and probably two centerbacks at minimum too but hope he gives us a big spark Tuesday
PrisonersofFate on

Visara57 on
Hopefully Nuno starts playing with 2 strikers, we need to change something.
woahoutrageous_ on
Four four fuckin two
weston12_ on
Both scream that 2009-2011 era when we went through McCarthy, Mido, Keane, Ilan, Diamanti, Nsereko, Tristan, Franco etc.
gozzle246 on
Can’t even get excited about it. It’s just another thing to go wrong at this point
Endrickwasthere1515 on
Lazio fans are celebrating his departure but since we turn good expensive strikers into bad players maybe this is the opposite
dabaptist121 on
I really hope these two can be the Kitson and Hartson of 2026…
Mossy290815 on
I see a lot of complaints, but realistically, who else would want to join our sinking ship? If we get at least 1 CB, and perhaps a winger, then it must be considered a reasonable attempt at staying up. Although, I don’t think Nuno is the man for this particular challenge.
Let’s face it, Sullivan will be here until he’s mentally or physically incapable. I’m assuming most of the squad will have reduced wages when we’re related, and at least some of our most promising prospects should get a chance next year. Let’s focus on the “positives” 😂
SammyEvo on
At this point any player who wants to sign for us is realistically too stupid to be a good signing
Yusha-- on
Apparently Wilson is in talks to leave West Ham…
Eesa_ on
Can he play centre back?
tommy3shirts on
Bangs them in fm26 so surely hes going to be great
MrFunbus on
I look forward to watching him be an unused sub against Forest
onceinalifenevermore on
Hello Hammers. I’ve been a Taty fan for years and am so excited to see him in the PL. He’s incredibly gifted on the ball and athletically, and is world class at being at “the right place at the right time”. He is not a great shooter and will probably never score some worldie from outside the box. He’s tall, fast, positionally great but needs service and players around him to be effective.
For that reason I’m terrified for him. But hope it works out!
applesnuffs on
I’m more optimistic than most. We’ve been missing presence at the 9 since Antonio. I’ve watched Taty at MLS primarily and only highlights at Lazio, so I’m not going to say doubters are wrong. Maddening player in similar ways to Antonio. They paid too much. He’s going to miss a sitter or three, but he’s also got technical skills, plays hard as hell, and his natural shithousery should translate well to PL imo. I’ll happily take it over watching Paqueta vanish as a false 9 or Füllkrug falling over every other second. Maybe finally Bowen won’t be playing inside so goddamn much.
Gingerishidiot on
When Ham sign Taty striker would have been a better headline
Green-Caregiver416 on
I don’t care il get downvoted for being negative as I have since August (despite it clearly being justified)…
Our two panic signings are both going to flop massively, will be more huge losses for the club, and we haven’t addressed the biggest issue being the defence.
Our circus continues
BromleyReject on
I haven’t had my glasses on all day and keep reading that we’ve signed two stinkers
samuelloomis on
But we can’t get up the pitch to get it to him
cockneylol on
The problem is, e en if they both play every game to the end of the season, and score a goal each in every match with our defence we’ll still get relegated.
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Rearranging the chairs on the titanic
Good luck fella
I don’t personally understand signing two strikers when we need a left winger and probably two centerbacks at minimum too but hope he gives us a big spark Tuesday

Hopefully Nuno starts playing with 2 strikers, we need to change something.
Four four fuckin two
Both scream that 2009-2011 era when we went through McCarthy, Mido, Keane, Ilan, Diamanti, Nsereko, Tristan, Franco etc.
Can’t even get excited about it. It’s just another thing to go wrong at this point
Lazio fans are celebrating his departure but since we turn good expensive strikers into bad players maybe this is the opposite
I really hope these two can be the Kitson and Hartson of 2026…
I see a lot of complaints, but realistically, who else would want to join our sinking ship? If we get at least 1 CB, and perhaps a winger, then it must be considered a reasonable attempt at staying up. Although, I don’t think Nuno is the man for this particular challenge.
Let’s face it, Sullivan will be here until he’s mentally or physically incapable. I’m assuming most of the squad will have reduced wages when we’re related, and at least some of our most promising prospects should get a chance next year. Let’s focus on the “positives” 😂
At this point any player who wants to sign for us is realistically too stupid to be a good signing
Apparently Wilson is in talks to leave West Ham…
Can he play centre back?
Bangs them in fm26 so surely hes going to be great
I look forward to watching him be an unused sub against Forest
Hello Hammers. I’ve been a Taty fan for years and am so excited to see him in the PL. He’s incredibly gifted on the ball and athletically, and is world class at being at “the right place at the right time”. He is not a great shooter and will probably never score some worldie from outside the box. He’s tall, fast, positionally great but needs service and players around him to be effective.
For that reason I’m terrified for him. But hope it works out!
I’m more optimistic than most. We’ve been missing presence at the 9 since Antonio. I’ve watched Taty at MLS primarily and only highlights at Lazio, so I’m not going to say doubters are wrong. Maddening player in similar ways to Antonio. They paid too much. He’s going to miss a sitter or three, but he’s also got technical skills, plays hard as hell, and his natural shithousery should translate well to PL imo. I’ll happily take it over watching Paqueta vanish as a false 9 or Füllkrug falling over every other second. Maybe finally Bowen won’t be playing inside so goddamn much.
When Ham sign Taty striker would have been a better headline
I don’t care il get downvoted for being negative as I have since August (despite it clearly being justified)…
Our two panic signings are both going to flop massively, will be more huge losses for the club, and we haven’t addressed the biggest issue being the defence.
Our circus continues
I haven’t had my glasses on all day and keep reading that we’ve signed two stinkers
But we can’t get up the pitch to get it to him
The problem is, e en if they both play every game to the end of the season, and score a goal each in every match with our defence we’ll still get relegated.