Which footballer got you most rattled?

by Jarv1223

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  1. Mitrovic in the championship, like, “Look at me I scored 40 goals in a season” grow up fucking prick

  2. Wycombe V Fulham in the Carling Cup or whatever it was a few years ago (Wycombe are second team, family location thing)

    Bettinlelli was pissing me off with time wasting and a few clangers and I piled into him as it went dead silent for a goal kick. Was absolutely rattled for no reason then felt absolutely embarrassed by how silent it was. My bad, sorry Marcus.

  3. Appropriate-Map-3652 on

    Ronaldo winking after getting Rooney sent off in the 2006 World Cup still makes me mad.

  4. Robbie Savage, I vividly remember watching Leicester v derby as a kid and I was right next to where he did the most obvious dive to win Leicester a late winning pen.

    He made up for it tho with shithousery when he played for us lol

  5. NeverGonnaGiveMewUp on

    Ramires blatantly diving in the box to give Chelsea a last minute penalty against us.

    At the time it would have been Mourinhio’s first ever loss at home at the time but we ended up drawing to 94minute dive and conversion.

    The whole thing made so much worse by the ref on the day being a Villa fan.

  6. Lee Hughes, got the “murderer” chant from the whole Den and went on to score a brace (or maybe a hat trick) and win them (I think it was Notts County) the game- danced in front of the fans every time he scored. I’ve rarely seen so many people so rattled before

  7. TheKungFoSing on

    Totti sucking his thumb towards the Aussie support after scoring the rubbish penalty that won them a finals game at the world cup. Blood boils thinking about it.

  8. I have forgiven him and like him now, but the way Mbappe smiled after Kane missed that second penalty really boiled my piss.

    At our level: Barnes. Not forgiven. Still despised.

  9. Arsenal’s invincible season. We would have beaten them at Highbury if not for the most blatant theatrical dive you’ll ever see by Robert Pires to win a penalty.

  10. Gary O’Neil cleaning out Johnny Russell when he was through on goal in the 2014 PO Final

    In hindsight, it was absolutely right of him to take one for the team, but fucking hell I was enraged at the time

  11. I would kick Diego Costa square in the nuts if I saw him today. Absolute prick of a man.

  12. Ben Thatcher committed a genuine crime of assault on Pedro Mendes. Worst thing I’ve ever seen on a football pitch. And then the ref only booked him.

  13. nathanosaurus84 on

    Not as a footballer but Frank Lampard as a manager. The fact that the “Stop Crying Frank Lampard” song only lasted a game and a half over the course of a week pisses me off. And then he fucked off to Chelsea giving it the big one. Prick. 

  14. Internal_Formal3915 on

    Not a player but Wagner when Huddersfield scored a last minute winner and he ran across our technical area and Gary monk stood infront of him and it kicked off.

    Hated him for years thankfully we humbled him in the playoffs last year and I was finally at peace.

  15. Simeone for his dramatics in the 98 World Cup when Beckham got sent off. I refused to sign Argentinian players on championship/football manager for around 2 years after that 😂

  16. whiterose616 on

    It changes weekly.

    For some reason Jake Cooper asking the Leeds family stand to come and have a go got in my head a few years ago. But then we beat them after going 2-0 down and Klich stared down the ref at full time.

    Recently Luke O’Nien climbing all over Meslier well and truly boiled my piss.

    I can only imagine what emotions Klich and Alioski used to bring out in opposition fans

  17. Not exactly rattled, more like a disappointed head shake when Smith scored a worldie and over celebrating against us this season after only playing for us 34 times, but being memorably dog shit.

  18. Leandro Bacuna. We lost 4-0 to Reading at the Madejski and he might as well have been a make a wish kid acting out his dream of being a professional footballer.

    Genuinely think it’s the singular worst performance I’ve seen.

  19. OneSmallHuman on

    Braithwaite, egg in a bun prick

    Or Gary O’Neill

    Ramirez in that Bournemouth game comes close but I’m over that now. Still actively despise the other two

  20. OkraEmergency361 on

    Dion Dublin for going to *those bstards*

    Marlon King for being a fucking rapist wanker.

  21. OBWanTwoThree on

    Jermaine Beckford getting sent off for scrapping his own teammate, coming back from his suspension as a sub against Leeds, and getting sent off after 2 minutes for kicking their player

  22. TheDroidYouLookinFor on

    Richard Keogh.

    I perhaps could have forgiven him for assisting Bobby Zamora’s goal for QPR that beat Derby in the 2014 play off final.

    But then, as club captain, he accompanied two younger players in a drink driving race that ended in an accident.

    Out for 15 months, sacked for gross misconduct and then sued Derby for £2.3 million.

    Claimed he had no reason to believe Tom Lawrence was over the limit despite having spent all day drinking with him.

    Lawrence and Bennett should probably also been sacked but Keogh never accepted any responsibility and played the victim card.

  23. OmnipresentSam on

    Jesse Lingard dabbed in front of me (I was three rows from the back) at Wembley in the Community Shield and I still haven’t forgotten it.

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