This week on The KOKO Show the lads bring you two legendary rugby guests, one from yesteryear and the other currently doing his thing in the world of footy. Our first guest that joined us live in the studio is a long streak of pelican you know what, one of the greatest Kiwi players of all time and for over ten years was a real pain in the Wallabiesβ butts. He is the know-it-all from the North Island, New Zealand’s lanky lineout lothario and he is the man that got bail after one too many an ale, it is the one and only Mr Ali Williams.
It has always been this show’s mission statement, what is better than one big bastard? That’s right, two massive bastards.
So, all the way from the Queensland Reds inner sanctum we bring you the Gunnedah Goliath, one half of the βBrisbane Bash Brothersβ and a man that has more try assists than hairs on his head, it is of course Mr Harry βthe futureβ Wilson.
We know what you are thinking, what else can these pricks pack into one show? Alas, not only do we shower you with wagyu grade talent, we serve up a full Rugby Roundup, a smattering of news from north of the invisible line and we preview the Super(b) Rugby Quarter-Finals.
Last, but certainly the most important, thanks to our new headline sponsor Polo Ralph Lauren brought to us by MYER we get the lads and their sloppy rigs to hit the catwalk for another edition of our new and very dapper segment βMatch Fitβ.
So, sit back and relax, slip into your favourite preppy yet sporty fit, adorn your shoulders with a glorious knit and tune into KOKO as we talk footy and shit. Itβs time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.
TIMECODES:
00:00 -START OF THE SHOW
02:34 – INTRODUCE THE BOYS
06:15 – INTRODUCE ALI WILLIAMS
09:45 – WHY ALI WILLIAMS IS IN SYDNEY
12:01 – MATCH FIT BROUGHT TO YOU BY POLO RALPH LAUREN
17:26 – SOCIAL PLUG
18:25 – WEBSITE LAUNCH AND MERCH ANNOUNCEMENT
22:11 – SOCIAL SNITCHES
25:28 – ALI TALKS ABOUT BEING PART OWNER OF AUCKLAND FC
27:20 – ALI ON TRANSITIONING OUT OF PLAYING RUGBY
28:59 – ALI KNOCKING OUT DREW STORY
33:58 – ALI TALKS ABOUT PLAYING WITH THE BOYS IN FRANCE
35:36 – ALI TELLS THE VIAGRA CELEBRATION STORY
37:33 – ALI ON WINNING THE 2011 RUGBY WORLD CUP
39:44 – START ONE, BENCH ONE AND DROP ONE
44:05 – ALI TALKS ABOUT HIS (R) RATED BUSINESS AT SCHOOL
44:22 – THE RUGBY ROUNDUP SEGMENT
53:50 – ALI ON WHO WILL BE CAPTAIN OF THE ALL BLACKS
54:32 – GITS ASKS ALI ABOUT THE HAKA
01:00:02 – SUPER SIZZLER BROUGHT TO YOU BY BEEFEATER AND APPLIANCES ONLINE
01:06:43 – GITS TALKS ABOUT THE PREMIERSHIP RUGBY SEMI-FINALS AND FINAL PREDICTION
01:07:57 – INTRODUCE HARRY WILSON
01:10:32 – HARRY ON HIS INJURY AND BEING A SPECTATOR
01:11:42 – HARRY TALKS ABOUT THE PREPARATION FOR THE FINALS
01:13:18 – HARRY TALKING ABOUT HIS RETURN
01:13:59 – GITS ASKS ABOUT EVERYONEβS CARTOON CRUSHES
01:17:23 – HARRYβS GRIPES WITH REHAB
01:23:45 – HARRY TALKING ABOUT GETTING BACK TO HIS EARLY SEASON FORM
01:24:46 – HARRY TALKING ABOUT TIM RYAN THE JUNKYARD DOG
01:25:36 – GITS 15% OR 50% QUESTION
01:26:29 – THE KOKO QUIZ WITH HARRY WILSON
01:33:24 – SUPER RUGBY QUARTER-FINAL PREDICTIONS
01:36:25 – NEW WEBSITE AND MERCH PLUG WITH QR CODE
01:38:23 – LIVE SHOW PLUG FOR THE WALLABIES V GEORGIA GAME
01:39:47 – PLUG HEADLINE SPONSOR POLO RALPH LAUREN AND MYER
01:43:50 – CLOSE THE SHOW
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42 Comments
Loved watching Ali play, always that player ready to cause problems shit stirring on the field π
I think Iβll rewatch this episode again. Brilliant π
Sterlo mortlock on next you know you want it
Just invested in a couple of stubbie holders fellas. Great show as always!
Fiji youβd be paid in kava π
Fucking brilliant funny as fook
Match Fit is fucking hilarious π€£π€£ genius lads.. Swoop just loses it at Gits every time !
The intros are next level! π€πΌ
Get Ali back on again heβs the man
Love you work!
Harry Wilson & Ali Williams, great guests, top show.
(— you're solid 90% Harry) π
Ali Williams, All Black, All day π€
Kick o-FFS & Kick o-NZs !? ππ€
Go the Canes ! ππ€ππ€ππ€π
This pod is absolute top-notch entertainment boys! Love from a Saffa all the way in the USA!
best guest so far
Auckland FC, Iβm in!
Koko boys making me even more amped for wallabies crushing it this year
Back on the laughs this week. Great show boys π
Prof didβnt say Allianz Arena.
Good on ya Polo Ralph Lauren, purchased myself 3 shirts and my two sons a couple pairs for themselves, ill be proud to wear me shirts knowing they're proud sponsors of the best rugby podcast out there!
Somehow the best episode yet π
Ali is great throwing punches and combo, and he is brutal to other AB locks, wow – he needs another visit.
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Ali Williams , please come back for more episodes , hilarious. What a group
"i googled rugby union fan" pure gold from the professor
Ralph Lauren have nailed this, couldnβt have better Aussie Ambassadors for the brand.
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Would like to see some more of the women's players on the show, they've only had the Hong Kong interview and the guys were drunk for it!
loser of debate the top 8 gets a punch from ali (gloves optional)
More of Ali please!
Great laugh of a show, Ali was a great surprise guest because he's so laid back but has plenty of history with the boys. Really enjoyed this one.
Not shipping merch to South Africa? π’
π¦ If you want to see SWOOP & DREW RECREATE THAT LIONS PROMO, like this comment π¦
β¦ letβs really put that corrective eye surgery to the test π
Up there with the snorkel beanie for best eps ever. Ali should be a regular!
Ps: where is the snorkatron!!!
The Wallabies may not win the Bledisloe this year π but they're definitely winning the best rugby pod.πππ Yet another great show gents. π
This gets better and better every week. Keep up the great content.
Love the show guys, keep the great content going
At Koko team, make a link from your webpage to get affiliate data. Seems plenty here have bought Polo LR gear by the looks.
Great show. π
You guys seem to get along well and have good chemistry with Ali Williams and Dan Carter. Hopefully they'll be regular guests
gotta love the "other code don't watch it"
Ali needs to be the NZ correspondent !
Love it lads, great content as always.
When gitz demoβd the durability of the shirtβ¦pure comedic gold. You guys are really, really onto something here.
βLazy-eyed swoopβ πππ