Why Arsenal Won’t Ever Win A Thing With Declan Rice – Mr Happy Dancing D-Rizzy Rice

Declan Rice is too happy and smiley and gleamy and wants to do stupid dances on rice pudding adverts or filming himself with his happy, gleamy eyes doing silly dances to RnB tunes whilst driving. He is too happy to be a pivotal player in top end football history. He may have won the equivalent of the intertoto Cup with West Ham when every time he scored he would go doing interviews with his happy face saying how happy he is, when the thing you need to win is grit and steel. Not Some happy go lucky backing dancer for yoghurt companies. I'm made up the dynamics of the Arsenal team are messed up since he went there. I never minded him at West Ham until he couldn't stop smiling. I want to see fighters. Winners. Not people who are best friend material. This is about attitude and application. Keep smiling Declan D-Rizzy or whatever he called himself on his happy rap scene where he probably rapped about care bears and probably used a Muller Rice lyric in his D-Rizzy act. What a laughing stock Arsenal are.