One quiet day when I was walking home from work a kpop Stan jumped out of a bush, i asked it “what does bts stand for. It said it didnt know. Intreagued by this question I climbed down into the sewers to talk to BTass myself and they told me that it stood for big tasty shlong.
I love watching BTShit fans cry, it’s a lifestyle 💫, a reason to breathe 🤲an escape from this evil world filled with thieves 😰 It’s art 🖼 the first gift you open on Xmas 🎁 a hug from a loved one 🤗🤗everything you’ve ever wanted love 💗 everything you need 💞💞
I was walking through the Sahara thirsty for water when a man approached me. He said, “would you like a bottle?” He pulled out a bottle, and gave it to me. I asked him his name, and he said he was “Pessi” and he made a career out of bottling. Thank you for saving my life, Pessi!
I went to the KFC the other day with my 3 year old son. After looking at the menu, I ordered a medium sized burger. Suddenly Prenkie Ping Pong appeared out of nowhere and stole my burger. He asked "Is it a MID – ium sized burger?" Shame on you Prenkie, my son died of starvation
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Where is Larek? 😭😭👋👋
Larek ghosting as per, he's truly finished
Where is Penaiyan?
One quiet day when I was walking home from work a kpop Stan jumped out of a bush, i asked it “what does bts stand for. It said it didnt know. Intreagued by this question I climbed down into the sewers to talk to BTass myself and they told me that it stood for big tasty shlong.
I love watching BTShit fans cry, it’s a lifestyle 💫, a reason to breathe 🤲an escape from this evil world filled with thieves 😰 It’s art 🖼 the first gift you open on Xmas 🎁 a hug from a loved one 🤗🤗everything you’ve ever wanted love 💗 everything you need 💞💞
Pruno Pruno Pruno 🗣️
He statpads pens like Pristiano 😹
He dives left, He dives right 🐬
His passes are shite 🥶
He's our Portuguese Magnefico 🇵🇹
where's Larek the fraud 😭😭
🎶Weather Man, Weather Man
Talks about it whenever he can
Sports? No. Football? No
If it's raining he'll let us know
Here comes the Weather Man 🎶
I was walking through the Sahara thirsty for water when a man approached me. He said, “would you like a bottle?” He pulled out a bottle, and gave it to me. I asked him his name, and he said he was “Pessi” and he made a career out of bottling. Thank you for saving my life, Pessi!
Pessi came to my house and wanted to STEAL my trophies! 🥶🥶😭😭🤡🤡 shame on you pessi, you wanted to steal my trophies, not top 100 in my book
I went to the KFC the other day with my 3 year old son. After looking at the menu, I ordered a medium sized burger. Suddenly Prenkie Ping Pong appeared out of nowhere and stole my burger. He asked "Is it a MID – ium sized burger?" Shame on you Prenkie, my son died of starvation
Vaaamossss
Better than Pessi 🤩🤩🤩