When i went to a pet market to buy a new dog, i asked the owner the cheapest dog. The owner then showed me a dog named Pristiano Penaldo, he is a special type of dog as he disappears when you say "Morocco" but appears when you say "Luxembourg". The gay dog always goes crazy for pens and dives when he sees them. So thats why i gave that dog to my Arabian friends.
I grew up in an English village as a kid and my father told me stories about the great Cristopher Penalddus, this man dived to discover new countries for penalties making him the greatest pen merchant ever. Every Sunday me and my family go shoot penalties in honour of his name.
they are friends and that is what friends do. People are usually lucky to have in their life 1 good friend but he was lucky enough to have 4 or 5 very good friends. From the beginning, Rino protected Messi then Messi Neymar, Suarez, etc, and De Paul has the same characteristics as all of them and that is why they get along.
If you want real facts. Messi is a product of HGH. He’s literally built off steroids. He gained way more than height from them. He’s the Lance Armstrong of football. One day it will come out
Rn Argetina is the right place to. Be at for footballers they have fun they’re very bonded and together willing to die for each other and very focused team the moment games start. As long as Argetina don’t break this character they could win back to Barcelona World Cup and be dominant for as long as they want!!
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Body guard 🇦🇷🐐
The Cycles of Pristiano Penaldo:
– Ghosting 👻
– Diving 🐬
– Complaining To Teammates 😡
– Paying Refs 💰
– Missing Sitters 🤦♂️
– Gets a lucky open tap-in ⚽️
– Repeat 🔁
When i went to a pet market to buy a new dog, i asked the owner the cheapest dog. The owner then showed me a dog named Pristiano Penaldo, he is a special type of dog as he disappears when you say "Morocco" but appears when you say "Luxembourg". The gay dog always goes crazy for pens and dives when he sees them. So thats why i gave that dog to my Arabian friends.
I grew up in an English village as a kid and my father told me stories about the great Cristopher Penalddus, this man dived to discover new countries for penalties making him the greatest pen merchant ever. Every Sunday me and my family go shoot penalties in honour of his name.
This comment section is full of kids
they are friends and that is what friends do. People are usually lucky to have in their life 1 good friend but he was lucky enough to have 4 or 5 very good friends. From the beginning, Rino protected Messi then Messi Neymar, Suarez, etc, and De Paul has the same characteristics as all of them and that is why they get along.
Yo chill Ronaldo is a GOAT too
Bring your voice back
If you want real facts. Messi is a product of HGH. He’s literally built off steroids. He gained way more than height from them. He’s the Lance Armstrong of football. One day it will come out
He knew it was coming, had his elbow up already 😂
Rent free 😂😂😂
Is Messi playing 2026 world cup? If yes i would be so happy
Rn Argetina is the right place to. Be at for footballers they have fun they’re very bonded and together willing to die for each other and very focused team the moment games start. As long as Argetina don’t break this character they could win back to Barcelona World Cup and be dominant for as long as they want!!
Ronaldo has zero friends in football ong my man is always about himself and lonely