0 Best Player Award 0 Top Scorer Award 0 Hattricks 0 UCL KO Goals 0 French Cup Goals 0 French Cup Trophy 0 Champions League Booed both seasons Suspended by PSG Biggest flop ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My teacher told me a story about a beach in Porntugal. Each week he would see an unconscious Goblin get watched on to the shore. Locals told him "That's the Lecceman, don't worry about him. He loves to dive and often gets washed up here" Shame on you Penaldog, you're washed 😡 won't give you dog food tonight 😡🍪❌
I was feeling the kettle when suddenly that tap exploded of the pipe! It was a mess water everywhere. I rang the plumber to ask if they can put a tap in for me and they send my finished dog Pussiano Penaldog, the best in the world at putting tap ins! Thank you Penaldog for fixing my tap. I'll give you dog food 🌭🍪 tonight 😊
My teacher told me a story about a beach in Porntugal. Each week he would see an unconscious Goblin get watched on to the shore. Locals told him "That's the Lecceman, don't worry about him. He loves to dive and often gets washed up here" Shame on you Penaldog, you're washed 😡 won't give you dog food tonight 😡🍪❌
1. 0 WC KO goals in entire career 🐪 2. Robbing and getting carried in 5 ucls 🐪 3. Got kicked out by daddy Ten Hag and moved into 69th ranked Habibi league 🐪 4. Winning 100+ Dubai d'ors 🐪 5. Destroying 3 clubs in Italy, England and Saudi respectively 🐪 6. Winning nothing except for kindergarten's dog food after getting kicked by daddy Ten hag 🐪 7. Smashing 500+ smartphones 🐪 8. Kissing Dybala 🐪 9. Getting banned from USA after 3 r@pe cases 10. Getting compared to GOAT Messi 🐐
When i was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad with my dog penaldog. We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons. But before I could do that, but my dog penaldog jumped outta nowhere and shouted ,"I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD". shame on penaldog for ruining the event😡 No dog food for you😡
When i was playing GTA5 with my friends, i decided to use the Penaldog skin. Suddenly my character randomly started being more transparent and started robbing a bank for pens and bottles, then the Penaldog skin randomly dived into the ocean and died, but there was no "wasted" word on the screen, but i already knew that Penaldog's skin was already wasted
* Xavi goes to Qatar Penaldo: Oil league is for losers Also Penaldo, after he goes to Saudi League: The habibi league is a top 5 league 😂😂😂😂 Finished for a reason
Messi: "Hey Penaldo" Penaldo: "Hello G.O.A.T" Messi: "Close your eyes" Penaldo: "Ok master" Messi: "What do you see?" Penaldo: "Nothing" Messi: "Yes that's what you are without penalties and tap-ins"😹
Today i feel like diving… Today i feel like being in bench… Today i feel like warming up the bench… Today i feel like scoring tapin today i feel like getting penalty… Today i feel like finished.. I know how it feel like to be discriminated by Ten Hag because im the GOAT (ghost of all time) Penaldo
I broke a speed limit on one of the road in my area. The police say that I have to pay a penalty fines of 100$, so I took out my wallet until Penaldo stole my wallet to buy penalty and use it against small country like Luxembourg and Lichtenstein. Shame on you Penaldo for stealing my wallet!
I've dreamt of becoming Olympic diver ever since little to help my family as we are poor. I started practicing swimming lesson daily. When I heard they will give out 10,000$ in diving competition. I began to practice even more until Pristiano Penaldo came and began to steal pool to practice. I didn't have enough practice because of Penaldo. That was until he smashed my phone so I wouldn't know when to go and until Penaldo won competition for 10,000$. I wasn't able to go because he smashed my phone shame on you Pristiano Penaldo for ruining my dream!
I was in science class and was learning about how they works, when teacher talked about "Pendulum". Penaldo came out of nowhere and started looking for pen and began throwing stuff. When I shout "big games" Penaldo disappeared. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my science academics
I was at home and 10 minute ago some of the taps weren't working at all, I had hired different of plumbers and they couldn't fix some of it. Until I found best one, Pristiano Penaldo. He fixed the tap in right away, turn out he been good at tap ins since his career.
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Warra father for speedy football and warra wc ko contributuon for penaldog
Penaldog filthy hands will never touch a worldcup trophy
PENALDOG fangirls bark below
Oh penalties
Where have u gone
My names Pessi and i need something to relly
on
So tell me when
Ur gonna let me win
Cuz i cant emotionally keep playing in burger
league
And if u give me penalties i will score
Worst team in MLS Beckham what was that
for This could be the end of my career
So why dont u give me .. a handful of
penalties
Messi PSG career:
0 Best Player Award
0 Top Scorer Award
0 Hattricks
0 UCL KO Goals
0 French Cup Goals
0 French Cup Trophy
0 Champions League
Booed both seasons
Suspended by PSG
Biggest flop ever
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pessi gey will have one night stand again in referees
The goat is just amazing ❤
Pessi vs macdonalds worker 🔥 🤴
Pessi vs bayern 🤡 😅😅😅😊
Pessi was trash in this game farmed as usual and the other team were McDonald workers
Pessi in the ucl 🤡🤡
Pessi against a team that doesn’t know how to score or defend: ✨🤴
My teacher told me a story about a beach in Porntugal. Each week he would see an unconscious Goblin get watched on to the shore. Locals told him "That's the Lecceman, don't worry about him. He loves to dive and often gets washed up here" Shame on you Penaldog, you're washed 😡 won't give you dog food tonight 😡🍪❌
Who is better Benzema or Suarez?
Penaldogs- Benzema
Who is better Bale or Neymar?
Penaldogs- Bale
Who is better Ramos or Pique?
Penaldogs- Ramos
Which is better duo, Kroos Modric or Xavi Iniesta?
Penaldogs- Kroos Modric
Which is better trio, BBC or MSN?
Penaldogs- BBC
But who has better teammates?
Penaldogs- Messi 🤡🤡🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was feeling the kettle when suddenly that tap exploded of the pipe! It was a mess water everywhere. I rang the plumber to ask if they can put a tap in for me and they send my finished dog Pussiano Penaldog, the best in the world at putting tap ins! Thank you Penaldog for fixing my tap. I'll give you dog food 🌭🍪 tonight 😊
My teacher told me a story about a beach in Porntugal. Each week he would see an unconscious Goblin get watched on to the shore. Locals told him "That's the Lecceman, don't worry about him. He loves to dive and often gets washed up here" Shame on you Penaldog, you're washed 😡 won't give you dog food tonight 😡🍪❌
Proof that my idog Penaldog deserves ballon d'or 2023
1)he can score against the best team in the word Al burger
2)he is playing in the hardest League in the world
3)he has more followers than Messi so he is better
4)his Child died so he deserves it
5)winner mentality
If penaldog doesnt win it I will call it rigged 😡 😡 😡 🐪🐪🐪🐪
Cr7 fans before WC:ronaldo is the goat
After world cup:Lets enjoy them both.Goat debate makes no sense
Can You smell The Messi is Cooking
Barca 5-0 Madrid
Liverpool 5-0 Man United
Celta vigo 5-0 Al Nassr
Guess what's common between these 3 matches !
Pussiano penaldoggy career highlights 🔥🔥
1. 0 WC KO goals in entire career 🐪
2. Robbing and getting carried in 5 ucls 🐪
3. Got kicked out by daddy Ten Hag and moved into 69th ranked Habibi league 🐪
4. Winning 100+ Dubai d'ors 🐪
5. Destroying 3 clubs in Italy, England and Saudi respectively 🐪
6. Winning nothing except for kindergarten's dog food after getting kicked by daddy Ten hag 🐪
7. Smashing 500+ smartphones 🐪
8. Kissing Dybala 🐪
9. Getting banned from USA after 3 r@pe cases
10. Getting compared to GOAT Messi 🐐
Just piuuuuu things 🐪
When i was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad with my dog penaldog. We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons. But before I could do that, but my dog penaldog jumped outta nowhere and shouted ,"I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD".
shame on penaldog for ruining the event😡 No dog food for you😡
When i was playing GTA5 with my friends, i decided to use the Penaldog skin. Suddenly my character randomly started being more transparent and started robbing a bank for pens and bottles, then the Penaldog skin randomly dived into the ocean and died, but there was no "wasted" word on the screen, but i already knew that Penaldog's skin was already wasted
Official Penaldoggy playlists:
-Carry me to UCL(ft. Benzema, Kroos and Modric)
-Ghosting (ft. big matches)
-Carried in Pentugal (ft. Eder and Guedes)
-The Kingdom of My Wrath (ft. Luxembourg and Lithuania)
-Owned (by Messi 🐐, Dani Alves and En-Nesyri)
-I need you (ft. Papa Perez and Refs)
-Bottled it (ft. Ajax and Lyon)
-mugging (ft. Ribery)
-betrayal (ft. Ten hag, Felix, Bale, Ozil)
– please give me a career (ft. Rooney and Scholes)
– damn you (ft. Ten hag and Fernando Santos)
– please don't go (ft. meat rider VARcelo)
– RKO (ft. Al hilal player)
– antidotes (ft. Dead child and daughter's appendix)
* Xavi goes to Qatar
Penaldo: Oil league is for losers
Also Penaldo, after he goes to Saudi League: The habibi league is a top 5 league
😂😂😂😂 Finished for a reason
Messi: "Hey Penaldo"
Penaldo: "Hello G.O.A.T"
Messi: "Close your eyes"
Penaldo: "Ok master"
Messi: "What do you see?"
Penaldo: "Nothing"
Messi: "Yes that's what you are without penalties and tap-ins"😹
My pidol Penaldo played as an attacking Dog during his Man Utd days, as he used to sniff the penalty spots for 90 mins 😭
I will tell my future children that a goalkeeper in WC has more wc ko stage contribution than my pidol Penaldo
Today i feel like diving… Today i feel like being in bench… Today i feel like warming up the bench… Today i feel like scoring tapin today i feel like getting penalty… Today i feel like finished.. I know how it feel like to be discriminated by Ten Hag because im the GOAT (ghost of all time) Penaldo
From the worst MLS team to playing like prime Barca within a week😭
The 🐐 effect🙌
I broke a speed limit on one of the road in my area. The police say that I have to pay a penalty fines of 100$, so I took out my wallet until Penaldo stole my wallet to buy penalty and use it against small country like Luxembourg and Lichtenstein. Shame on you Penaldo for stealing my wallet!
I've dreamt of becoming Olympic diver ever since little to help my family as we are poor. I started practicing swimming lesson daily. When I heard they will give out 10,000$ in diving competition. I began to practice even more until Pristiano Penaldo came and began to steal pool to practice. I didn't have enough practice because of Penaldo. That was until he smashed my phone so I wouldn't know when to go and until Penaldo won competition for 10,000$. I wasn't able to go because he smashed my phone shame on you Pristiano Penaldo for ruining my dream!
I was in science class and was learning about how they works, when teacher talked about "Pendulum". Penaldo came out of nowhere and started looking for pen and began throwing stuff. When I shout "big games" Penaldo disappeared. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my science academics
I was at home and 10 minute ago some of the taps weren't working at all, I had hired different of plumbers and they couldn't fix some of it. Until I found best one, Pristiano Penaldo. He fixed the tap in right away, turn out he been good at tap ins since his career.
Thiago almada y Leo Messi wins world cup champions
My pet dogs barking👇