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  1. I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him", so i couldn't do a fatality. I was confused but i understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.

  2. I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible! I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my date 😡

  3. It was a important knockout game for Al Nassr 🔥 I came to Riyadh to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play, It was my dream for a long time 🤩 I took a cab to the stadium but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead 😔 As soon as I entered the house I saw a ghost☠️ but the very next moment I realized its my idolo Ronaldo 🥳 Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me 😭♥️

  4. "I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo." -Al Nassr owner

  5. I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that i saw pristiano penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.

  6. Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad. We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons. But before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted,"I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD".

    shame on Penaldo for ruining the event😡

  7. When i came back from the clothing store buying Penaldo jersey, i bought it because it could give me the ability to be invisible but turn out my brain disappeared and i started barking until my friend destroyed jersey after seeing me with jersey. Shame on you penaldo for scamming me

  8. Yesterday my 9 year old son was just about to take the winning penalty when all of a sudden a fraud appeared! It was no other than Penaldo! He pushed my son off and took the penalty instead. He missed it. Thank you Penaldo for costing my son's first trophy😡😡

  9. I was having a penalty contest. There were thousands of audience and there was 2 players between me and Pristiano Penaldo. I was scoring a pen but Pristiano Penaldo take all my pens for no reason. I was mad and the audience booing at me. I was confused and i told the ref Pristiano Penaldo was cheating but ref said “he payed me so no cheat” and i got kicked out from the contest and Pristiano Penaldo throphy was rigged. Shame you Penaldo for ruining my day again😡😡

  10. I was farming the pen at saudi arabia. Then out of nowhere Pristiano Penaldo came to me and stole all my pens. I said why would you do that. Then he said “only i have pens” then he ran away. I was mad and all my hardwork just ruined😡

  11. I went to visit my uncle because he wanted to give my present for my birthday. I came to him and i opened the door and i saw ronaldo. I was shock and i said to my uncle “how did you get him” and my uncle replied “your birthday” so i said it again “ what about that Penaldo” then my uncle said “he ghosted for the next luxembourg game” then i cried because my idol Pristiano Penaldo didnt showed up😭😭

  12. I was prepared to luxembourg tomorrow. I was excited and then lord messi appears and said “dont go” i said “why” then messi said “Pristiano Penaldo will appear for the next luxembourg game” I was shocked. By the way thanks lord messi for saving me from that ghost👍👍

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