Better than my certain idol refionel varessi who won’t give money to the poor but give it to FIFA, UEFA, and of course refs for pens and rigged trophy how shameless can my idol be 👻
I was leaving work until I heard about the Pen thief. I rushed home to make sure my Pens hadn’t been stolen. When I got home, I saw him! It was Pristiano Penaldo! He was trying to steal my pens until I called the police. He escaped by diving into a nearby river.
Top 5 most impossible things: 5. Penaldo career without referees 4. Penaldo without diving during his VARdrid day 3. Penaldo scoring actual goals without offside goal against Bayern 2. Also Penaldo career without Modric, Kroos and casemiro 1. Penaldo fair UCL with VARdrid
I was buying my new dog. Because i was lonely at my house. My parents are at somewhere in barcelona then i told the owner what can i name him and the owner of the store said “penaldog”. My hands were trembling while hearing that name and i replied “ok” while shivering. We arrived home so i came to fed him but in shock he said penal-tea so i was confused that he can talk and dogs cant eat penalty so i gave to my dog but strangly he dived and turn into human as Pristiano Penaldo and he took all my pens and i lost all my money to pay for that dog Thanks Penaldo for ruining my day🤬🤬
5 reasons why Ghostnaldog deserved the Camel d´Or: 1. He has scored 14 goals in half a season in Saudi Arabia 😲 2. Scored 4 againts a construction worker 🤩 3. Scored twice againts Liechtenstein the 199th best nation in football 🥶 4. Destroyed Penchester Penited 🤯 5. Scored againts S. Tiraspol in the Europa League 😮
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His dad is Ghanaian but born in Togo
Better than my certain idol refionel varessi who won’t give money to the poor but give it to FIFA, UEFA, and of course refs for pens and rigged trophy how shameless can my idol be 👻
I was leaving work until I heard about the Pen thief. I rushed home to make sure my Pens hadn’t been stolen. When I got home, I saw him! It was Pristiano Penaldo! He was trying to steal my pens until I called the police. He escaped by diving into a nearby river.
Top 5 most impossible things:
5. Penaldo career without referees
4. Penaldo without diving during his VARdrid day
3. Penaldo scoring actual goals without offside goal against Bayern
2. Also Penaldo career without Modric, Kroos and casemiro
1. Penaldo fair UCL with VARdrid
Honorable mention:
Penaldog with a brain
pendu is finished
I was buying my new dog. Because i was lonely at my house. My parents are at somewhere in barcelona then i told the owner what can i name him and the owner of the store said “penaldog”. My hands were trembling while hearing that name and i replied “ok” while shivering. We arrived home so i came to fed him but in shock he said penal-tea so i was confused that he can talk and dogs cant eat penalty so i gave to my dog but strangly he dived and turn into human as Pristiano Penaldo and he took all my pens and i lost all my money to pay for that dog Thanks Penaldo for ruining my day🤬🤬
Top 10 Pristiano Penaldo Official Playlists🎶🎶
1. i need ya (ft. Ref)
2. Pen for me (ft. Dive)
3. destroyed luxemboug (ft. Ghost)
4. Got hated (ft. Pen haag)
5. 😢😂(ft. Fifa)
6. Ghosting (ft. Crotone)
7. Stolen (ft. Pens)
8. Benched (ft. Roberto Martinez)
9. Vardrid (ft. VAR)
10. No Way Back (ft. World Cup)
5 reasons why Ghostnaldog deserved the Camel d´Or:
1. He has scored 14 goals in half a season in Saudi Arabia 😲
2. Scored 4 againts a construction worker 🤩
3. Scored twice againts Liechtenstein the 199th best nation in football 🥶
4. Destroyed Penchester Penited 🤯
5. Scored againts S. Tiraspol in the Europa League 😮
The hell wrongs with the comment section
Please give some dog food for my pessifangay😭. They are hungry