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33 Comments
Free transfer + insane stats all across the board in WB. Literally no brainer as a backup.
Werner over Pulisic
Dude, Sage its alive, lmao!
Anybody crying about age. I saw Kim Collins win a gold medal in the 100m and he was older than Perisic. As long as he has legs brings him in. 2 year deal max
I’m praying this doesn’t turn out to be one of those deadwood signings like zappcosta and Drinkwater
Who is the guy in background 😅
I’ll take Perisic as a Alonso replace my, good professional business. Allows time to groom a long term replacement. Abs most importantly, it’s getting business done early. I want The New Chelsea to do business early in the window so we can finally start getting a proper preseason.
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I have to say he's still very mobile for 33 even for 29… He has volumes of experience… Less money than Alonso but a better defender and dribbler. He also worked under very defensive minded hard working coaches. He can play in SOOOO many positions with his 4 star weak foot, crossing and pace.
I think it's the perfect move!
He'll get to wind down his career on a larger salary while playing backup minutes even though he's a starting wingback quality as we saw this season.
3–4–3
ST-Lukaku, Havertz , Broja
LCAM-Pulisic, CHO, Werner
RCAM-Mount, Ziyech
Lwb-Chillwell, Perisic
Cm- Kante, Kovacic, Tchoumeni,Gallagher, RLC ,Gilmour
Rwb-James, Sterling
Cb-Silva,Kounde , chalobah , koulibaly, collwill
Gk-Mendy
Djed Spence….get this player.
Croatians age like fine wine. Let's go
Instead of rice if leeds go Down i would love Kalvin Philips
just dont fall for the boring banter again
Camera upgrade??
If kante and kovatic play tomorrow we have a chance we can beat anyone on our day I believe up Chelsea
Werner??? Nah i am done with that guy, just play pulisic or Kai
I sympathize with you. I have not felt anxiety about matches against top teams this season. During most of the season it felt like Chelsea competes with any team. Given Chelsea’s recent form and seeing what Liverpool are doing, I don’t have the usual positivity about the FA Cup. Send me pre-match good vibes!
What people need to understand that Cucurella will want 1st team football and chilwell will soon get to back to his pace so it will be a difficult way to fit both of them in keeping both happy. Perisic will be a smart buy who can fit in perfect and we won’t keep for long and we could get Cucurella later on.
Anyone who saw Perisic against Liverpool he was riping them but Martinez and Dzeko finishing was awful. We need that type of guy who can beat their man and is willing to whip it in with pace and hes both footed. My opinion a good short term buy.
Big up Sage!
fcking 3 atb with wbs. This style is so dead to watch. like 99% of our attacks are from wide, but we have no creativity out wide either. Its a dead ting
Perisic – Kovacic – Pulisic, Croatian Trio. I love it.
We need 2 midfielders.
Perisic would be a great signing for us , it's a final I just hope Chelsea can get the job done
We need some experience at the backline next season sp Perisic could be a good signing. I don't have high expectation against Liverpool
Goalkeepers:
Méndy
Nathan Baxter
Bettenelli
Defenders:
LWB- Chilwell
LWB-Pêrêsic
CB- Thiago Silva
CB- Jules Koundé
CB- Pau Torres
CB- Trevoh Chalobah
CB- Levi Colwill
RWB- Reece James
RWB- Dujon Sterling
Midfielders:
CM- Conor Gallagher
CM- Ngolo Kanté
CM- Matteo Kovacic
CM- Ruben Loftus-Cheek
CM- Declan Rice
CM- Mason Mount
CM- Billy Gilmour
Attackers:
ST/CF/LW/RW- Kai Havertz
ST/CF- Nkunku
ST/CF- Broja
RW- Raphinia
LW/RW-Ousmané Démbelé
LW/RW- Hudson Odoi
Captain- Mason Mount (The guy is Chelsea)
Ins:
Jules Koundé (£60 mil)
Pau Torres (£46mil)
Perisic (free)
Nkunku (Swap with Timo Werner)
Raphinia (£25 mil clause if leeds get relegated)
Ousmane Dembelé (free)
Declan Rice (£80-£90 mil make it happen)
Outs:
Azpilicueta
Marcos Alonso
Lukaku
Kepa
Barkley
Ziyech
Pulisic
Werner
Niguez
Jorginho
Christensen
Rüdiger
** 5 subs next year too**
don't buy old players, buy players for the long term boss, don't be old.no ivan no koulibaly
My ass is sweating am so scare about dat liverpool attact
Ivan Perišić may not have the stats but dribbling and especially one on one he can cook anyone on his day
I'm actually surprised Spuds aren't all over this dem potatoe heads. He seems like a Conte type of signing too & I'm sure he's worked with Conte in the past. Perhaps they are waiting to see if they qualify for Champions league first before trying to hijack the deal?
Perisic would be feeding the likes of Lukaku and Kai with his crosses. Two footed and can play both sides as well. This is why Jose wanted Perisic at United when we had Lukaku to feed the strikers balls. Most of Lukaku's goals were scrappy but most of the balls he scored from were through the middle. Only Ashley Young and Mata provided goals from wide areas for his goals. United had the worst creativity at wide players under Jose is why he wanted the likes of Perisic, Alex Sandro and other wide players for their crossing. Also on a free. There's no problem with that. Chelsea's lacked creativity in wide areas but mainly in midfield.
Contrary to the common vibe, I think this is yet again a dumb decision about to be made by our clueless so called scouting team, that only goes for has-beens players or hyped up ones. Why not uncover a promising talents like Liverpool's just done with Diaz. No vision or inspiration at all, absolutely pathetic. Nkuku is a MUST and the club has to move quick for him and let lose of Saul Niguez, Werner and Pulisic!!!