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  1. Penalty, Tapin & Diving – Three of them lived in peace and harmony until Pristiano Penaldo divenaldo benchanaldo tapinaldo started to use them to make himself relevant. Shame on you Penaldo 😡

  2. W for real gamer and dan(W merchant)👍also shoutout to cottonpick and daredevil these new legends and ofc tanim,spoon,gangda ronaldo,owner of penaldogs,bruh,penaldog the camel👍W for these legends just like and body penaldo more
    Edit-big W for PessiandPenaldoSniperW and you can't see me👍

  3. One day, i was walking on the roads of Saudi Arabia. My friend told me they sell amazing tea there. I stopped by one store and as i was about to order, Pristiano Penaldo broke into the shop. He shouted give me penalty or i will dive. The shopkeepers tried to convince him that it's tea shop not penalty shop. But he wasn't listening. I shouted World Cup knockout match is coming and he ran away. Shame on you Penaldo

  4. Ronaldo is so hated. Some say he is a tapin merchant. Some say he is a penalty merchant. People say he has zero world cup knockout goal, assist, world cup. But deep down we all have to embrace the fact that they are right 😂 Penaldo is finished and deserves all these.

  5. Penaldog the Ghost of venezia:i was in my house in Venezia doing the penaldog ritual i Dived and the ref gived me 3 pen Just like penaldog i Taked the pen and missed all…but Suddenly PENALDOG CAME OUT OF NOWERE and started Cryng and saying "wihtout my penalty i cant score against anyone"i run away scared shame on you penaldog for ruining my ritual😠😠😠🐪🐪🐪🐪🐪🐪

  6. When i visit PENALDO© Brand, i saw alot of puppies trapped in cage barking "Pesssi" and "Where Puskas" and when i go further, I meet the expensive dog ever, Penaldo. He is the king of the puppies who requires pens and penal-tea. I needed to ask Owner of PENALDO© brand to bought Penaldog, I met one of the higher staff named Dan and i went to Owner Office, It was bearded man and he introduced himself as Sir Messi, i asked him that i wanted to buy Penaldog, Messi told me i need to body all his puppies so i began to body all puppies by throwing Brain to them and Messi give me Penaldog for free instead of money. Thank you penaldog for being my pet and thank you Messi 🙏

  7. I was crying in tears .😭 When they wrongfully denied my visa .☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted. The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered Pristiano Penaldo 😭.I was right guys ✅🛫 …
    Pendu save me

  8. Penaldog:
    -Ghosted in euro final and ucl and got a ballon dor for it
    -Word record of offside goal
    -perform only against venezia.crotone.norwitch
    -didnt score aginst a big team this season
    -destroyed a camel league team
    My idol is a fraud

  9. I was walking when Suddenly I fell I was getting up but out of NOWERE penaldum started diving like a dolphin and was Saying "i can dive better than you"i called the police and fraud penaldog was arrested shame on you penaldo

  10. As a homework i have to draw a picture of a goblin and for the reason i went to the forest in bolivia, while i was walking in the forest i saw a very small goblin, when i approached him he disappeared very quickly . Next day i went to the nearby village and they told me it was pionel pessi. Pessi would appear when bolivia and eibar gave away penalty and cause of the reason he was chased by Bolivia fans and now has gone to paris to hide himself . What a fraud . Shame on you pessi ! 😭

  11. No body change the fact my idol pessi is very short than rondos balls and getting kicked by Bayern in ucl Ronaldo owned Bayern😭😭😭😭😭😭

  12. one day I was hitting the griddy to the butchers shop to get some meat for my mom, he told me to take a seat and he gave me mirinda.then,Pristiano Penaldo acts like a npc and shouts “ Give me a penalty or I will assault u like mitrovic did to the referee

  13. Os comentários sobre o Ronaldo era engraçado no começo
    Mas como todo bom idiota tem o dever de saturar e estragar tudo que parece minimamente legal, agora com todos fazendo isso perdeu a graça
    Parabéns, senhores

  14. One night i was watching TV📺 late at night and one of the ghosts came out of the tv and started making creepy screams to scare me off. The ghost was none other than crispiano penaldog.
    So i rushed into the attic, got my vacuum cleaner, punched a ghostbusters👻🚫 sticker onto it and sucked that arrogant 🐪 of a ghost into it..
    Now that shameless ghost is stuck in my vacuum cleaner, meaning i should probably get a new one before he sucks in all of my pens and pen-cils..

    Let some exorcist deal with that 🐪, piuuu

  15. Haaland is a great striker. But the problem is his teammates present him with the perfect scoring opportunity. I think thats Peps strategy. I never saw haaland in a critical position where he figured his way out and scored. Thats the kind of stuff players like Messi and Ronaldo perfect at. So i think if he plays against a team with incredible defense he might have difficulty scoring

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