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wurmsi on April 26, 2026 8:08 am I would have maybe mentioned that their Coach is bald, speaks 4 languages fluently and is younger than the goalkeeper
TheWalkingHopkins on April 26, 2026 8:29 am Who is the “new hotshot” supposed to be? Musiala? Davies?
Fancy-Command-551 on April 26, 2026 8:36 am You forgot the frenchman with the toothgap that folds in every single champions league game under zero pressure.
Mescalero44 on April 26, 2026 8:40 am What about Lucho? The guy Liverpool thought they would sell us as rejects. Who now shoots everything to pieces.
chasingreflections on April 26, 2026 8:43 am There is as well a guy who loves to cook and shows it in every celebration of a goal. As well a young fellow with a foot that can pass so accurate that he must be a math’s and physics student. A Canadian guy who is so fast that even his problems can’t catch him. Someone from the premiere League who everyone laughed at us because we bought him. Now, we are the one laughing. A guy who tackles and is defending like it’s personal. He even hunts the offense players in their dreams, but is a really nice guy off the field
fake_review on April 26, 2026 9:08 am >a sullen frenchman who refuses to speak Hahaha god I love Michael!
ForeignHousing9023 on April 26, 2026 9:19 am reminds me of the time my phone kept restarting randomly
PHEUR_1900 on April 26, 2026 9:43 am I watch them from the Philippines, really entertaining soccer. Just that the time difference makes it difficult to watch the Champions League games…
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And still the best team in Germany
Accurate.
He’s not wrong.
I would have maybe mentioned that their Coach is bald, speaks 4 languages fluently and is younger than the goalkeeper
Bayern Fan here,
Almost pissed my pants….😅😅😅👆
Violent Austrian? I am confused!
Who is the “new hotshot” supposed to be? Musiala? Davies?
Good write up Becky 😂
Did you just say Kimmich has a bad haircut??
You forgot the frenchman with the toothgap that folds in every single champions league game under zero pressure.
What about Lucho? The guy Liverpool thought they would sell us as rejects. Who now shoots everything to pieces.
There is as well a guy who loves to cook and shows it in every celebration of a goal.
As well a young fellow with a foot that can pass so accurate that he must be a math’s and physics student.
A Canadian guy who is so fast that even his problems can’t catch him.
Someone from the premiere League who everyone laughed at us because we bought him. Now, we are the one laughing.
A guy who tackles and is defending like it’s personal. He even hunts the offense players in their dreams, but is a really nice guy off the field
Sounds accurate
Its called Mia san mia
Sculpted by gay Michelangelo. So accurate!
>a sullen frenchman who refuses to speak
Hahaha god I love Michael!
reminds me of the time my phone kept restarting randomly
the oatmeal line got me
I watch them from the Philippines, really entertaining soccer. Just that the time difference makes it difficult to watch the Champions League games…