Will he bring the mask out if he manages to get a goal before the end of the season 🤣

by Icy_Assumption791

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  1. There’s a young Cameroonian striker currently tearing it up in the Turkish league named Simon Appiah Durhman who has 26G 9A in 25 games.

    Kerkez often frequents a Turkish barber in town and one of the guys who works there’s brother is a football agent with numerous clients in Turkey and Europe. I believe he does have a couple of Hungarian clients too.

    Simon Appiah Durhman… Si Appi Durhman… S Pi Durhman… Spiderman…

    Maybe Kerkez has inside info on our Salah replacement?

  2. He_Who_Complains on

    Kerkez was bitten by a radioactive spider during our away match at Frankfurt. Since then he has possessed the abilities of a spider and has vowed to protect the left wing as with great power must also come great responsibility.

  3. YouAreStupidM8 on

    Kerkez has a cameo in Spider-Man Brand New Day and/or Beyond the Spider-Verse

  4. I want to think that if Kerkez became Spider-man, he’d be sure to let his mullett hang out the back under his mask.