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    [Andy Mitten] Manchester United's players have been warned they'll be banned for up to 18 games if they breath air during the remaining fixtures. It's a new rule introduced this week. It will apply to United, but not opponents.
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    [Andy Mitten] Manchester United’s players have been warned they’ll be banned for up to 18 games if they breath air during the remaining fixtures. It’s a new rule introduced this week. It will apply to United, but not opponents.


    [Andy Mitten] Manchester United’s players have been warned they’ll be banned for up to 18 games if they breath air during the remaining fixtures. It’s a new rule introduced this week. It will apply to United, but not opponents.

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    3. NationalUnrest on

      It always baffles me how fragile grown ups are.

      They’re being criticized for doing a shit job and instead of going “you know what maybe we could do better” all they think about is satisfying their ego by punishing teams and players who speak out

    4. Ok_Pause_7779 on

      What next? get banned if you show up to games?

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    12. carrickshairline on

      Also heard they’ll be fined a years wages if they buy red milk instead of green.

    13. Lord_Sesshoumaru77 on

      Andy is all of us. Fucking Rodri goes off on the bloody refs, and gets a fine, we? Our players get banned for stating facts, that British refereeing is fucking garbage.

    16. renernavilez on

      Automatic red card for every player that shows up in a Manchester United jersey

    21. GeoffPizzle on

      I heard a player will earn a straight red based on the color of their boots. Black, white, green, red, pink, yellow, orange are all outlawed leaving purple as the only available option. Sad.

    24. Nobbs89 on

      Read this in tv journalist voice: Shocking revelation in Premier league! English giant club, known as Manchester United is accused of using air to their advantage. As our sources suggests, air ventilation let the players survive longer in the field, giving them unfair advantage. Rest of the clubs from the league is ready to file an official complain that may result in club degradation to the bottom of the amateurs leagues. It is unknown if all players were involved in the process, however newest medical reports suggests that whole club human infrastructure, including white collars workers were using this illegal method for at least a year! Football Associaton is considering taking away all 20 Premier League trophies from the club. The police in Manchester, who is already getting ready for upcoming riots, reminds that it will respond in full force to anyone who would dare to bring violence to the city’s streets. Stay tuned for more updates in BBC News.

    27. pinkcosmicdrop on

      i feel like i’d get sent off immediately because the second i start running my breathing gets dramatic for no reason 😭 like imagine trying to act normal while your lungs are fighting for their life… i’d be gone in 5 minutes lol

    32. xosoftavaechoxo on

      wait this is actually kinda funny because i used to hold my breath during tense moments watching games like it would somehow help 😭 imagine accidentally getting your team banned because you forgot to breathe during a last minute chance… i’d be the reason we lose 3 points lol

    33. aehii on

      It does seem that players (and managers) get banned now and I don’t even know what for. It used to be if you got banned you kung fu kicked a fan or pushed a referee or missed a drugs test.

    34. StraightForward144 on

      Honestly its a joke shocking decisions from the first PL game stonewall penalty denied now elbowing a player is perfectly legitimately. Wonder how many years it takes for them cheating b@stRds to be punished