That honestly reads like pure satire, as if it had been written by the Scottish version of Alan Partridge, or David Brent. A worthy entry to the statement league, for sure.
Scott_Dee89 on
*As one player, who came off the bench recently said, “How do you get into the Harlem Globetrotters?”*
did they, aye?
flyingmooset on
Fannies
FIFAfutChamp on
Fucking hell, some cunt just discovered ChatGPT at The Falkirk Stadium.
Commercial-Name2093 on
In no way will any off this come back and bite them
GlumProgress1730 on
Not enough replies to this. I’ll go microwave some popcorn and come back in a bit
Darth_Scotsman on
Anoint new heroes! What did I just read? Communication Officer had slow week to come up with that.
ShiveryBite on
This reads like a newsletter, which I’m pretty sure it actually is.
Brutalism_Fan on
How much coke went into the production of this ffs
EliteKingChampion on
Immediate relegation to League Two
NotARealPerson975 on
Demote on principle
Murphy1up on
What’s the actual message other than *”The grass pitch is going to cost us. We knew it would, but we still want to complain, oh and come on ye bairns”*
It’s like it was written 4 pints down in Behind the Wall
here4thebanter on
Comms intern had one too many pints and discovered LinkedIn writing
ASeriousMoonlight on
Not our best work. If anyone from the club wants me to review future work happy to help.
Cobretti18 on
darwinxp on
Any football club that can’t afford to have a grass pitch should not be playing in the top tier. Just get a proper hybrid pitch and look after it.
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That honestly reads like pure satire, as if it had been written by the Scottish version of Alan Partridge, or David Brent. A worthy entry to the statement league, for sure.
*As one player, who came off the bench recently said, “How do you get into the Harlem Globetrotters?”*
did they, aye?
Fannies
Fucking hell, some cunt just discovered ChatGPT at The Falkirk Stadium.
In no way will any off this come back and bite them
Not enough replies to this. I’ll go microwave some popcorn and come back in a bit
Anoint new heroes! What did I just read? Communication Officer had slow week to come up with that.
This reads like a newsletter, which I’m pretty sure it actually is.
How much coke went into the production of this ffs
Immediate relegation to League Two
Demote on principle
What’s the actual message other than *”The grass pitch is going to cost us. We knew it would, but we still want to complain, oh and come on ye bairns”*
It’s like it was written 4 pints down in Behind the Wall
Comms intern had one too many pints and discovered LinkedIn writing
Not our best work. If anyone from the club wants me to review future work happy to help.
Any football club that can’t afford to have a grass pitch should not be playing in the top tier. Just get a proper hybrid pitch and look after it.
So offers are open for barney Stewart.
This could’ve been us, thank fuck it’s not.