Well the game sucked this weekend in a Chicago bar surrounded by Liverpool plastics.

So I figured I'd throw out some song suggestions. I haven't been to St. James yet so I just make up my own songs by myself on my couch while watching the games.

For Sandro, I sing, "Everybody say, Heeyyyyy Sandro Tonaaaallli" to the tune of (NSFW) 2 Live Crew's "Hey We Want Some Pussy."

Recently for Wissa, I've had "Can you score, my Wissa Baby, Wissa Baby? Here We Go" to the tune of Flo-Rida's "Whistle." (Unfortunately, the answer has mostly been no).

I'll accept if y'all think these are utter shit. Anyway, cheers from your friendly foreigner.

by Villebilly

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