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ShmoopToThrill89 on January 3, 2026 4:55 pm Should be exiled just like JWP, except possibly JWP didn’t deserve that.
Protein-Discharge on January 3, 2026 5:13 pm Matthew Upson reincarnated but with extra added shitness and even more cowardice to make up for the fact Upson isn’t actually dead. He disgusts me. Nuno disgusts me even more for continuing to play the fraud.
PossibilityDays on January 3, 2026 5:14 pm I can’t remember ever seeing a less imposing CB play for us. He reminds me of relegation Roger Johnson.
Dangerous-Win2592 on January 3, 2026 5:21 pm The man’s agent is a genius. For me, a fan since 1987 (my first home game) he is the worst signing ever. Maybe some recency bias in that but the whole package, the cost, the lack of return and the fact he still gets played… I’d rather resign Fat Benni and let him have a go at the back
Pineapplesrus23 on January 3, 2026 5:37 pm He worst part is that no one will buy him when we go down and he will still be playing for us
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Bargain basement ☺️
Should be exiled just like JWP, except possibly JWP didn’t deserve that.
£5m per year. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Matthew Upson reincarnated but with extra added shitness and even more cowardice to make up for the fact Upson isn’t actually dead.
He disgusts me. Nuno disgusts me even more for continuing to play the fraud.
I can’t remember ever seeing a less imposing CB play for us. He reminds me of relegation Roger Johnson.
terrorist
The man’s agent is a genius. For me, a fan since 1987 (my first home game) he is the worst signing ever.
Maybe some recency bias in that but the whole package, the cost, the lack of return and the fact he still gets played…
I’d rather resign Fat Benni and let him have a go at the back
1.6? That’s generous! 😂
Should be using a youth player over him. He’s terrible
Life changing money
Possibly the most catastrophic signing in our clubs history
He worst part is that no one will buy him when we go down and he will still be playing for us