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  1. RichardRain-Corvette on

    Mohamed Salah emerges on his hands and knees from the wreckage of a bus, as Arne Slot makes a swift escape, along with Cody Gakpo, on a tandem bicycle.

    Jamie Carragher arrives to duly dispatch a stunned Salah back into the flames and burning rubber, before a pub door swings wide and Sam Allardyce lurches into view to BLAST the offending Carragher, belch loudly and stumble off into the night.

    What a going on.

  2. Whatever the rights and wrongs of this situation, it’s proving to be an absolute goldmine for pundits’ engagement farming. 

    Maybe Roy Keane or Micah Richards can react furiously to Allardyce next and they can keep the chain going. A few more and nobody will remember who started it.