Championship table by the nearest Asda Superstore

by Forever_Everton

35 Comments

  1. Forever_Everton on

    Plymouth Argyle are not applicable due to the fact that they somehow have an Asda Supercentre, but no Asda Superstore

    Edit: Due to backlash, Plymouth Argyle’s distance has been checked to be 26 miles. Which would still put them bottom.

  2. Will be interesting to see how this changes if you did Tesco instead, Sunderland would be way up the list.

  3. 0.2 miles seems *too far* for the Cardiff ground seeing as it’s literally over the road. Can’t foresee that record ever being broken.

  4. I can’t do miles, but there’s an old Netto converted to Asda at stone’s throw from Hillsborough. So my petition is to count that as a ‘Superstore’.

  5. I thought that there was an Asda superstore on the A41 near Cassiobury Park and therefore close to Vicarage road

  6. perpetualmentalist on

    Do it by tesco, and cov will finally be top of the league. 😂😂😂

  7. Acrylic_Starshine on

    We should be second (funnily enough). Theres an Asda on Queens Road which is 0.5 miles walking away from BBDBL.

    Edit: Man it said superstore. I propose a change to the rules.

  8. I know they aren’t championship right now but the approach to Wigan from the motorway, there’s Asda everywhere it’s bizarre.

  9. Yeah alright, but do you have an end named after Sainsburys cause you share a car park? How very tinpot to not be us

  10. LegStumpYorker on

    Make this an Ozmen Extra and you’ve got a very different story. Typical cherry-picking stats.

  11. That Asda used to have this button you could press to make chicken noises come out over a speaker near the eggs section.

    Thankfully they’ve removed it now… would have been a sick joke otherwise (🇮🇳)

  12. ThePhantomBacon on

    It’s a good job this is specific to ASDA or Hull City would’ve been kicking themselves for moving out of Boothferry Park

  13. By my reckoning the nearest ASDA Superstore to the Riverside is in South Bank and is actually 2.5 miles away by road. Or is this as the crow flies?

  14. How far to the Asda down the bay? That’s got to put you around the holy 12th place

  15. Watford has an Asda Supercentre which used to be a Hypermarket. What’s the difference!?

  16. I was gonna say surely the neareat Asda is 1.8 miles, but I now see you aren’t counting Supercentres (for some reason??)

  17. It’s 3.6 miles from Home Park to Asders – taking us well clear of the relegation spots

  18. Ok_Entrepreneur_739 on

    They were going to build a Sainbury’s next to the Riverside, but it fell through and now they’ve got an Argos and a B&M instead. At the time I thought it was just poor planning by Middlesbrough Council, but now it seems like a cunning plan to keep Boro 12th in the league for supermarkets.

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