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Great show this evening. It was a real pick me up after that diabolical display from United.
But unfortunately I do have to confess to somthing… So those comments I made in previous videos about the chance meeting I had with the players, well they were completely fabricated.
But as my luck would have it, I actually have a true tale to share with you.

As I walked my way to Whiterun, I stopped at the Battle-Born Farm just on the outskirts. While I was speaking with a friendly farmer, something caught the corner of my eye. It looked like a rather large snake of some kind slithering along the ground. But it was not! It was only Jaden bloody Sancho! He wasn't looking all that great to be fair. He asked if we had any water, as he had been running for a few hours. Anyway, I didn't have any water nor did the farmer. Well not for Sancho he didn't, he needed it for his crop of cabbages. Well, Sancho did not take to this very kindly. He started screaming " do you know who I am?" And all that. At that very moment Anthony came sprinting by, he did a little pirouette around Sancho, while shouting " he's coming, he's coming " and off he went again. I looked at the farmer and he was like " nah" then he picked up his watering can and proceeded to go back inside. Sancho was looking really nervous now. I asked him what was wrong. He told me he had been running, but not by choice. But that he, Anthony and Rashford were being hunted by the legendary huntsman Ruben and that Rashford had already been caught. I remember looking at my watch because I had an appointment at the The Bannered Mare Tavern . And all I was thinking was how that tall jug of Nord Mead would taste. But im stuck with this to deal with. Round about now is when I could hear this deep laughter getting closer and closer. And out of nowhere a shadowy figure just appeared and swooped Sancho in to a large sack and was gone. The farmer was watching us from behind the his curtains, making sure his cabbages were safe. He came out to check if all was OK and sarcastically said "thank goodness he's gone, I thought we would never get rid of him". Don't really know what happend to Rashford and some say if you listen really carefully you can still hear Anthony doing little pirouettes around Skyrim.

Cheers, Eric. GGMU!