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  1. I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible! I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my date 😡

  2. I was working in a IPhone store in Norwich, when an man came! He said "Give me hat-trick or i will destroy your store!" I said "No" and he started to smash phones! I imidiatelly screamed "Important game" and he disappeared! Shame on you penaldo for ruining my store! 😡😡

  3. Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer… I know what it feels to be discriminated… I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo

  4. I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him", so i couldn't do a fatality. I was confused but i understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.

  5. I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers and gunpoint forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you pendu! 🤬🤬

  6. I was in math class and we were learning geometry. My teacher said PENTAGON then all of a sudden PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my education 🤬 !

  7. I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa .☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted. The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered Pristiano Penaldo 😭.I was right guys ✅🛫

  8. Official Penaldo playlist:
    ⁃Ghostin’ (ft. big matches)
    ⁃Carried in Portugal (ft. Eder, Guedes)
    -Feeling dangerous (ft. Andorra, Crotone)
    -Owned (by Messi)
    -I need you (ft. Penalty, Tap-in)
    -Ending it (ft. Juventus’ 9 year title winning streak)
    -Dive for glory (ft. Bribed refs)

  9. Lemme ask you guys something, when messi retires, whose player are you gonna support next? Are you gonna bully Ronaldo if he's still playing? Because as far as I concern, messi is sick and ill, he may retire soon

  10. I am a big fan of messi and because of messi big fan miami now but honestly the way they play is terrible
    We now know how The GOAT carried then

  11. This selfishness working on 99% football players . I have big fan of messi because he always wants to team win not own achievements. That’s why he’s now GOAT.

  12. I feel sorry for Messi,not because he is injured,but that he need to go and wasting his time watching bunch of amateur playing, well,at least IM still have Sergio

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