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  1. I honestly feel she wouldnโ€™t be interested even if she had the chances lol he juste to short for her tho lol Messi is good with his wife forgets about orther women ๐Ÿ˜…

  2. Pessi PSG career:

    0 Best Player Award
    0 Top Scorer Award
    0 Hattricks
    0 UCL KO Goals
    0 French Cup Goals
    0 French Cup Trophy
    0 Champions League
    Booed both seasons
    Suspended by PSG
    Biggest flop ever

  3. Pessi mixtape coming out tomorrow!

    [Bottler of the month]

    1. Boo (Interlude)
    2. Ghost in Mรณnaco
    3. Penaltea
    4. Dive Merchant
    5. Ronaldoโ€™s shadow

  4. Once I went to watch a match in protugol it was between penaldo and his kids the Refree was Georgiana(his wife) mpaypal and igayspeed were also there the match begin and his kids scored 2 goals in first 10 minutes and during when match was about to end penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties his wife declined and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them ) but won 3-2. Shame on u penaldo ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

  5. Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer… I know what it feels to be discriminated… I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo

  6. Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad. We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons. But before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted,"I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD".

    shame on Penaldo for ruining the event๐Ÿ˜ก

  7. My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut. We got his EpiPen to help him when penaldo appeared because he heard the word PEN. He tried stealing the pen but I said "no pens for you". And โ€œbrentfordโ€.He cried and ran away. Shame on you penaldo the fraud.

  8. Today I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you Penaldo!

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  9. How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:

    1. Sell Casemeiro ๐Ÿค‘ 2. Sell Pernandes ๐Ÿค‘ 3. Sell Bencho ๐Ÿค‘ 4. Sell Trashford ๐Ÿค‘ 5. Terminate penaldo ๐Ÿค‘ 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal ๐Ÿ“

    These came down deep from my heart donโ€™t let me down again, please.

  10. I am crying tears of joy rn.๐Ÿ˜ญ I was wrongfully denied my visa .โ˜ ๏ธ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted. The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered Pristiano Penaldo ๐Ÿ˜ญ.I was right guys โœ…๐Ÿ›ซ

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  11. am crying tears of joy rn.๐Ÿ˜ญ I was wrongfully denied my visa .โ˜ ๏ธ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted. The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered Pristiano Penaldo ๐Ÿ˜ญ.I was right guys โœ…๐Ÿ›ซ

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  12. am crying tears of joy rn.๐Ÿ˜ญ I was wrongfully denied my visa .โ˜ ๏ธ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted. The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered Pristiano Penaldo ๐Ÿ˜ญ.I was right guys โœ…๐Ÿ›ซ

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  13. am crying tears of joy rn.๐Ÿ˜ญ I was wrongfully denied my visa .โ˜ ๏ธ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted. The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered Pristiano Penaldo ๐Ÿ˜ญ.I was right guys โœ…๐Ÿ›ซ

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  14. am crying tears of joy rn.๐Ÿ˜ญ I was wrongfully denied my visa .โ˜ ๏ธ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted. The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered Pristiano Penaldo ๐Ÿ˜ญ.I was right guys โœ…๐Ÿ›ซ

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  15. am crying tears of joy rn.๐Ÿ˜ญ I was wrongfully denied my visa .โ˜ ๏ธ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted. The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered Pristiano Penaldo ๐Ÿ˜ญ.I was right guys โœ…๐Ÿ›ซ

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  16. am crying tears of joy rn.๐Ÿ˜ญ I was wrongfully denied my visa .โ˜ ๏ธ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted. The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered Pristiano Penaldo ๐Ÿ˜ญ.I was right guys โœ…๐Ÿ›ซ

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  17. am crying tears of joy rn.๐Ÿ˜ญ I was wrongfully denied my visa .โ˜ ๏ธ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted. The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered Pristiano Penaldo ๐Ÿ˜ญ.I was right guys โœ…๐Ÿ›ซ

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  18. Goat is thinking she should go back to doing the dishes with my idol camelnaldo puiiii ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿช๐Ÿช๐Ÿช

  19. You guys are weird. He has a wife and kids and she's a professional doing her job. Also these comments have to be bots, that or some sad weird basement dwellers.

  20. But Jonah never said she shouldn't do those things she wants to do. The guy just said, "This is not for him. No heart feelings".
    That's not being controlling. That's setting the boundaries of what you're willing to deal with

  21. It's only one match dude๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚, it's the same hype as PSG , Messi is gonna fade away ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜Š

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