Matt Turner is doing everything in his power to enhance the reputation of American soccer players, while Landon Donovan is simultaneously doing everything he can to destroy it!
Christian and Alexis are back for an America-centric episode of The Cooligans today with hilarious conversations about the most important topics in US Soccer. The guys touch on the USMNT’s Gold Cup triumph over Canada, Landon Donovan’s horrible transfer advice for Christian Pulisic, and Megan Rapinoe’s eye-watering retirement announcement. We also dive into a weekend of mystifying refereeing decisions in MLS and ask how Mickey Mouse got on the call for NYCFC-Charlotte. He actually brought great energy to the broadcast!
Chapters:
0:00 – Intro
4:25 – USMNT rolls past Canada in the Gold Cup!
12:38 – James Sands is shining for the USMNT!
19:20 – Matt Turner is unbeatable!
32:22 – Landon Donovan has terrible advice for Christian Pulisic!
45:33 – Megan Rapinoe announcers her retirement!
49:27 – Baffling referee decisions in MLS!?!?
1:01:27 – Mickey Mouse on the call in Charlotte?
1:05:05 – Wrap-up
Who Are The Cooligans?
The Cooligans are two New York latino stand up comedians who love soccer/football/futbol/calcio and do live streams, podcasts, and youtube content around the sport. Imagine if you walked into the best comedy club in New York City and two comedians on stage were talking about the sport you love. That’s the Cooligans.
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About The Cooligans:
Two professional stand-up comedy who love being funny about soccer, MLS, USMNT, US soccer, USWNT, Premier League, La Liga, Bundesliga and much more. Alexis is of Cuban descent and Christian is of Dominican descent, two futbol POWERHOUSES in the Caribbean. Shhh, let us have this. We’ll help you enjoy the game after the 90 min are up.
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6 Comments
Yo I’m in Italy and it’s 2am and I’m drunk this is fun
As a Colombian, what Martínez did was not fun.
🤣 landicakes
There is also an American bias for Europeans
Cooligans or the Hyenigans? Non stop laugh gets old really fast.
FOX sports is upset right now because soccer in the USA has moved away from them. Landon came back to the US because he always started and thinks all others should do the same. Now they have two clowns speaking and I love it because CBS, Apple, and others will take those spots and we will not be forced to hear Alexi again….