I woke up in the middle of the night because mice were in my attic scratching about.
I couldn't get back to sleep so grabbed my phone and opened bet365.com to see what shite I could fritter some hard earned cash away on.
I thought I'd dropped and acid when I read the team names. Turns out there is a basketball team in Belize called The Orange Walk Running Rebels!
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