Ferran Torres: “Scoring the goal, well, it’s like when you finish the act, basically the same. Like an orgasm. It’s an indescribable feeling, honestly. A lot of times it’s like… you get chills all over your body because it’s such a beautiful feeling. It’s like you’ve reached the top.”



by jiraiya–an

17 Comments

  1. Why doesnt he want the orgasm of being the best striker we have? 💔💔🥀

    Like bro needs to lock in, we need him😮‍💨. He needs to start his world class journey fr and stop all this fumbling shit man.

    Bro could surpass D. Villa’s performance for us if he just locks in.

    He has the technique, has the pace, he just needs the right timing to execute.

  2. Solid-Common-8046 on

    It’s as satisfying to me as, uh, coming is, you know? As, ah, having sex with a woman and coming. And so can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like, uh, getting the feeling of coming in a gym, I’m getting the feeling of coming at home, I’m getting the feeling of coming backstage when I pump up, when I pose in front of 5,000 people, I get the same feeling, so I am coming day and night. I mean, it’s terrific. Right? So you know, I am in heaven.

  3. Intelligent_Stock760 on

    I need this man to get on this mood and bang a a hat trick every match I still believe even if it might sounds delusional. GIVE me the redemption ferran last season he was incredible in the later parts lock in