19 Comments

  1. Flick: mr president, we need new players.
    Laporta: no problem, we’ll buy Haaland.
    Barca Accountant: we don’t have money.
    Laporta: fine, I’ll do it by myself.

  2. That’s exactly how I “play” football as well.

    Also this is probably going to r/soccercirclejerk

  3. andrey_not_the_goat on

    According to the street football rule book, Laporta is in the wrong position. He’s clearly meant to play goalie.