Whats he laughing about he still wouldnt get into Scotlands midfeild 😂 McTominay, McGinn, Gilmour, McGregor, Ben Doak but atleaat he has a native name haha 🏴🇮🇪🏴
So which was it; .. "f-fifteen or sixteen (??) .. I- wasn't good enough to play for the-engerlund-uh- yoofteem-so-I fink I wen-to-train wif oneofduh–the Scotland teems–j-justa- see-note single left eyebrow raise wot-I-was-Iikeund-note downward single stroke of left corner of mouthI wasn't good enuff forr-demeevarrhaahaahaahaahaa*note: tense, weak and breathless throat laugh NOTE Immediate downward single stroke on both sides of his chin, looks downward left (ala Mr. J Hill!😮), and lets out a 6th and final "ha". Smugly thinks he's got through this clear and obvious display of 'clustered tells'.
Is he lying? Or perhaps living his truth through autistic traits and as one of THE most naturally gifted footballer's playing currently at the elite International level? A beautiful modern exponent of yet another one of our Inventions.., a gift to our planet.
Is it Pure 'n Honest Scottish Blood coursing through this Phenom's veins o' the Bonnie game we invented??
Can he not remember his first International??
Also, It's NOT THAT funny,
Fitbaw's eventually comin' hame.., Mibbe's no from the 2026 FIFA WORLD CUP; Canada/USA/Mexico, but as soon as WE as an Independent Nation, take our place amongst the family of Nations, WE'LL INVITE THE WHOLE PLANET (AND BEYOND!?) FÜR THE MOST SPECTACULAR HAMECOMIN' IN THIS WATERY BLUE MARBLE'S EXISTENCE.
WE'LL HAVE TO DRAW THE LINE AT ANY RIGHT-WING ELITES TURNING UP; SPOILING OUR PARTY. LEAVE YIR BLOOD SOAKED FLAGS TEN MILES SOUTH OF CARLISLE, CHAPS, OTHERWISE WE'LL TAKE YIR LIVERPOOL, MANCHESTER 'N LEEDS. WE'RE NO ANIMALS😂
I mean, he doesn't get into our midfield because Ferguson is a better player and I'd rather not drop someone who plays with passion for a premier league reject
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Dont really rate him as a top player, but he seems like a good dude makes the most of his talent through hard work.
Whats he laughing about he still wouldnt get into Scotlands midfeild 😂 McTominay, McGinn, Gilmour, McGregor, Ben Doak but atleaat he has a native name haha 🏴🇮🇪🏴
As a Scotswoman, I love the way he laughed when he said he wasn't good enough to play for us either. You know it's really bad, lol. Xx
Wasnt good enough for Chelsea either
Haha good bantz, most players wouldn’t even admit any failures, good on him. Good lad.
Superb player, glad he’s doing well now
Who is he ???????
Still not good enough for the Scotland team 🏴
😂😂😂😂😂
Great work mate
You still wouldn’t be
Stupid England fans booing
Still isnt
Respect for making such an embarrassing statement in public
This biggest diss to Scotland hahaha
What a great lad would love him at Sunderland he would be perfect
He’s still not
So which was it; .. "f-fifteen or sixteen (??) .. I- wasn't good enough to play for the-engerlund-uh- yoofteem-so-
I fink I wen-to-train wif oneofduh–the Scotland teems–j-justa-see-note single left eyebrow raise wot-I-was-Iikeund-note downward single stroke of left corner of mouthI wasn't good enuffforr-demeevarrhaahaahaahaahaa*note: tense, weak and breathless throat laughNOTE Immediate downward single stroke on both sides of his chin, looks downward left (ala Mr. J Hill!😮), and lets out a 6th and final "ha". Smugly thinks he's got through this clear and obvious display of 'clustered tells'.
Is he lying? Or perhaps living his truth through autistic traits and as one of THE most naturally gifted footballer's playing currently at the elite International level?
A beautiful modern exponent of yet another one of our Inventions.., a gift to our planet.
Is it Pure 'n Honest Scottish Blood coursing through this Phenom's veins o' the Bonnie game we invented??
Can he not remember his first International??
Also, It's NOT THAT funny,
Fitbaw's eventually comin' hame..,
Mibbe's no from the 2026 FIFA WORLD CUP; Canada/USA/Mexico, but as soon as WE as an Independent Nation, take our place amongst the family of Nations, WE'LL INVITE THE WHOLE PLANET (AND BEYOND!?) FÜR THE MOST SPECTACULAR HAMECOMIN' IN THIS WATERY BLUE MARBLE'S EXISTENCE.
WE'LL HAVE TO DRAW THE LINE AT ANY RIGHT-WING ELITES TURNING UP; SPOILING OUR PARTY. LEAVE YIR BLOOD SOAKED FLAGS TEN MILES SOUTH OF CARLISLE, CHAPS, OTHERWISE WE'LL TAKE YIR LIVERPOOL, MANCHESTER 'N LEEDS. WE'RE NO ANIMALS😂
Not good enough for for either now.
Who dis
Still aren’t
Still isn’t good enough for the tartan army midfield
Still no good enough for us now wee man.
You’re still not. Absolutely mediocrity right there.
Still wouldn’t be good enough for Scotland
Ur still no yah doober
He's really crap but he's honest
Neither is Bellingham when you have McT 😂
Arrogant bas'
Would be good tae have you noo
Ireland?
lol
So another white lad ignored for 2026 world cup
English people "why do Scotts hate the english" aldo English people…
"I think i went to train with" no, sir. You never.
He doesnt take himself too serious…
Now your good enough for neither
Still wouldn’t get into our starting 11
Nothing's changed then
You kittens 🐈⬛ for breakfast?
Arteta has to get CONOR in as backup for DECLAN in JAN on LOAN
Only thing worse than his attitude is his ponytail
We call that a gory hunting traitor
I mean, he doesn't get into our midfield because Ferguson is a better player and I'd rather not drop someone who plays with passion for a premier league reject
Hahahah i lobe the laugh what a guy
What a worm
Good luck to the boy🏴
He wasn't picked for England recently was he